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Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
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54 million views, 11000 subscribers
===Notes===
---Sorry guys, I won't upload this anywhere or send it to you, go buy the DVD.
---Also, I do not accept friend requests. Don't bother sending them.
---10000 Subsriber event funness; I will now go through any and all PMs sent to me, and reply them. Be aware of strong curseing and rudeness.
===Where To Buy===
Log onto www.jeffdunham.com, there he has a link to Amazon.com where you can purchase the full dvd. ^^
Length: 647
Rating: 4.90 (226952 ratings)
Tags: Jeff Dunham Achmed the Dead Terrorist Peanut Walter Jose Jalapeno DVD Spark of Insanity
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Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL!
Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)
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Length: 293
Rating: 4.90 (43286 ratings)
Tags: jeff dunham achmed the dead terrorist christmas song sing jingle bomb
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Jeff Dunham-Achmed The Dead Terrorist
Jeff Dunham-Spark of Insanity
ok if ur gonna badmouth this vid complaining he is not funny or hes racist or any of that bullshit just go fuck urself & if you don't like it tough shit go comment on some elses vid on how bad its sucks
Length: 600
Rating: 4.80 (10446 ratings)
Tags: ZANX92 Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity Achmed The Dead Terrorist Silenc Kill You
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New! Jeff Dunham And Achmed the Dead Terrorist On Amazon.com
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Everything About Jeff Dunham :
"Despite being almost limp from laughter, his audience gave comedian Jeff Dunham a standing ovation after his opening set last night... His show combined prepared material with off-the-cuff witticism that show him to be one of the funniest comics working." The Denver Post Breathing life into an elderly curmudgeon, or a purple human-like creature from the Micronesian islands, or even a self-effacing, talking jalapeno-on-a-stick, Jeff Dunham is straight man to some of the funniest partners in show business. He has amassed legions of loyal fans throughout the United States and abroad with thousands of sold-out theater and comedy club performances, countless television guest spots -- including numerous Tonight Show appearances with both Leno and Carson-- and with two top-rated specials on Comedy Central. He continues to win great accolades and success for one simple reason: He and his buddies are funny as hell. Oh, and by the way... Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist.
Dunham's comedic skill, impeccable technique, and sleight of hand make him a master of his craft. In fact, audiences often forget there is a person behind the puppets. "What makes this performer the best at what he does is the believability factor," one reviewer wrote. "Dunham's characters have more personality than a lot of people I know."
His talent has parlayed him to the top of his game with multiple critical achievements and television appearances, including a recent profile on CBS's "60 Minutes II." The comic was interviewed by correspondent and actress Candice Bergen, daughter of the legendary ventriloquist Edgar Bergen. Between jokes and laughs, Ms. Bergen called Dunham "...flat out FUNNY!"
Dunham was also voted "Funniest Male Stand-Up Comic"' at the American Comedy Awards, an honor shared with the likes of Jerry Seinfeld, Jeff Foxworthy, and Robin Williams. Additionally, viewers recently voted Dunham to third place (for the second time in two years!) in Comedy Central's "Standup Showdown." The comedian and his grumpy old-man partner, Walter, have made several appearances on Fox Sports Net's "Best Damn Sports Show," and they've been featured on such television shows as "Hollywood Squares," "Entertainment Tonight," and "Good Morning America." Also, in a near-legendary television appearance, Dunham and Walter brought the house down with a sketch on an episode of the WB's "Blue Collar TV."
Dunham is a true veteran of the comedic stage, and has more than honed his craft: Performing 40 weeks and 250 dates a year in concert venues, comedy clubs, and countless private corporate appearances, he is one of the most sought-after entertainers working today. While he has never held a "real job," he has compiled an impressive resume: He is the only person ever to win the prestigious "Ventriloquist of the Year" award twice, and he was recently nominated "Comedian of the Year" by the TNN Music City News Country Awards.
Jeff Dunham's seemingly most significant stamp of approval, however, will always be when Johnny Carson invited the ventriloquist to the couch on his very first "Tonight Show" appearance. This is an honor Dunham shares with only four other comedians during Carson's 30-year tenure. An extraordinary comedy moment erupted when Walter had the audacity to respond to Carson's invitation for another appearance with, "It'll be a cold day in hell before I come back here." Carson laughed heartily, the audience howled, and the young comedian's career was launched to a new level. And a side note: Dunham has appeared on the "Tonight Show" more than any ventriloquist in history.
Anyone who has experienced an evening with Dunham knows, however, that the real stars of the show are his partners in comedy, and it's the humor and the believability of his characters, Peanut, Walter, and José Jalapeño...on a STEEK! that endear them to audiences everywhere. Recently joining the roster and adding even more spark to Dunham's menagerie are two new co-stars: First, there's Sweet Daddy Dee, he's the new showbiz manager of the bunch, wearing more bling than Snoop Dogg, and keeping Dunham confused with his street-savvy and hip-hop talk. On the other end of the spectrum is Bubba J, white trash and buck-toothed, he makes NASCAR his second religion.
Length: 156
Rating: 4.70 (1957 ratings)
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Achmed - The Dead Terrorist NAPISY PL
Achmed - Martwy Terrorysta zajebisty filmik xD
Z POLSKIMI I ANGIELSKIMI NAPISAMI!!
Length: 647
Rating: 4.90 (532 ratings)
Tags: achmed the dead terrorist martwy terrorysta
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Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist - sub ITA
Jeff Dunham è un ventriloquo molto famoso negli Stati Uniti e non solo. Utilizza diversi pupazzi per i suoi spettacoli e questo è uno di quelli, Achmed(il terrorista morto).
Sperando di far cosa gradita abbiamo inserito i sottotitoli in italiano di questo divertentissimo show.
Buona visione!
Altri video sub ITA:
Jeff Dunham - Spark Of Insanity - Walter
parte 1
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=ONTbWta_SSo
parte 2
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=ms3f3A5sZJo
parte 3
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=NjMwE2ThBuk
Jeff Dunham - Achmed's Jingle Bombs
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=HOoXeplhm-4
Jeff Dunham - Spark Of Insanity - Melvin
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8p32PUxwg
Jeff Dunham - Spark Of Insanity - Peanut (1/2)
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=5XOKsuS9J4A
Jeff Dunham - Spark Of Insanity - Peanut&Josè (2/2)
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=3GIsAU9uxL4
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Length: 657
Rating: 4.90 (3399 ratings)
Tags: Jeff Dunham Achmed the Dead Terrorist Sub Ita Sottotitoli Italiano Ventriloquo ahahah hahaha
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