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ALPHACAT SUSPENDED- PROOF OF FALSE INFRINGEMENT CLAIM
**COPYRIGHT@YOUTUBE.COM**
~They say only the channel creator can appeal...that doesn't mean you all can't bug the hell outta em' :)**
*Youtube suspended my AlphaCat account due to a false copyright infringement claim by a company called "Televisa San Angel" a Mexican broadcasting company.
*The video I did was a collaboration with Netwinner.com who ironically has no affiliation with the Mexican Broadcasting company
*In the video I call VP of Netwinner.com just to make sure they didn't make the infringement claim and of course THEY DIDN'T.My account was FALSELY SUSPENDED.
*Share this video please.
*It's pretty much solely between Youtube and myself to get my account back, but I FIRMLY BELIEVE I HAVE BEYOND PROVEN THAT THIS WAS A FALSE COPYRIGHT CLAIM...WITHOUT A SINGLE DOUBT OR QUESTION... YOUTUBE....REINSTATE MY ACCOUNT!!!!!!
Thank you to everyone for their support over the years and especially now.
IF you can share bulletins and this video so people can at least know where I am in the meantime.THANKS!!!!
ALPHACAT ALPHA CAT IMAN LIONS DEN SUSPENDED REINSTATE THIS SUCKS BUT YOU STILL READ TAGS
Length: 292
Rating: 4.90 (209 ratings)
Tags: ALPHACAT ALPHA CAT IMAN LIONS DEN SUSPENDED REINSTATE THIS SUCKS BUT YOU STILL READ TAGS
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Sneeze While I PEE- AlphaCat in the hat!!!
Alphacat in the Hat presents: Adult Nursery Rhymes! Sneeze While I Pee
not for the kids!
(not to be confused with "Nursery Rhymes With Soul"!!)
Oh its horrible, oh so horrible
this thing that happens sometimes,
There's many tragedies in life,
And this is one of mine.
See I drink lots of water,
More than 8 cups a day,
I try not to overdo it,
But I think water is just great.
It keeps me hydrated,
From all the 40's I drink,
Glass after glass,
man I don't even blink.
Once I've drank enough,
nature's quick to call,
To the toilet! To the bathroom!
Commence the waterfall!
Down goes the zipper,
Up goes the seat!
Out comes the...light
from the light fixture above me.
I whiz and I whiz
oh boy look at me go,
If this was a rap battle
I'd have the illest flow.
But something peculiar happens,
When I'm halfway thru the deed,
That horrible, oh so horrible thing I mentioned,
Begins to happen to me.
My eyes water... my nose itches,
and I get goosebumps I think.
And I begin to make that expression
like I'm in pain and something stinks.
I think I'm about to sneeze!
Here comes the snotty rain!
How could I dare?!...How is it even possible,
that I can maintain my aim?!
Ahhhh,I try to hold it
Ahhhh, this can not be!
CHOOOOOOOOO
Gah!!! I really hate it when I sneeze while I pee!!
And theres only one thing thats worse
and this is REALLY a bother,
when duty calls,
and I sit down,
and my @!*$ touches the water!
inspired by Madtv snapshot stories
SNAPSHOT STORIES, ARIES SPEARS
Length: 126
Rating: 3.70 (12984 ratings)
Tags: alphacat alpha cat kitty Iman hat adult nursery rhymes you read tags
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Alexyss K. Tylor HACKED! AlphaCat Suspended, TonyaTko Next?
Click the below link to subscribe to me personally
http://www.tonyatko.com/subscribe
Alphacats temporary page
http://www.youtube.com/AlphaCatSuspended
Alexyss K. Tylor was hacked the week before last and again last week.
Her event is
July 5th 2008 at the College Pk Auditorium
Contact her on http://www.shop.vaginapowertv.com
AlphaCat suspended on a false copyright infringement claim and with all of Lisa Lavie's help he is STILL not re-instated
I'm not taking any chances!
Im going to public access in NY
Length: 540
Rating: 4.80 (91 ratings)
Tags: Alexyss K. Tylor Hacked AlphaCat Suspended TonyaTko subscrib
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Lisa Lavie & Alphacat In NYC
Here is just a blog Iman A.K.A "Alphacat" and I put together giving you guys an update on this past week. :)
Yes I know I look like Scrappity Scrap, but we just walked in from the rain... :) Great Excuse, Yes, but true!!!
YouTube flew me out to perform for an Event they held in the Big city called "Videocracy"
It was Crazy. :) We hung out with a few fun youtubers and I finally got a chance to meet some of the editors, Marketers and the founders behind this internet site that were all addicted to. hehehe
Please check out Alphacats page and subscribe
http://www.youtube.com/alphacat
And here is my my page for those who don't already know it
http://www.youtube.com/lisalavie1
More Randomness on the way :)
Length: 537
Rating: 4.70 (156 ratings)
Tags: lisalavie1 lisalavie Alphacat alpha Cat Iman Videocracy NYC Random Blog
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Pretty GROSS, but Pretty FUNNY! (AlphaCat in the Hat!!!)
Of course, based on a TRUE story as always....just with a few minor exaggerations. Ok....ALOT of exaggerations.
***NOTE: Never put barbeque on your face and leave it longer than 10 seconds....it burns like lye....no...lie. Pun intended. I had a hand print burn on my forehead...hilarious. Oh yeah....mayonnaise burns when it gets in your eye too. Who'd ah thunk it?! :)
Words:
Now here's a little story,
man am I a dummy,
what happens is pretty gross,
but at the same time pretty funny.
I used to work at a restaurant
and that was a blast!
I took orders,
served food and drinks,
but sometimes I had to take out the trash
I LOVE serving tables,
and I LOVE people too!!
Except when people treat like a servant and verbally abuse you,
IM A PERSON TOO!!!
Sometimes for fun,
the bartender would sneak and give me drinks on the job,
:look & check: My table's fine! I have time! Bottom's up!
But too many will make me a slob.
Uh-Oh my tables leaving
gotta grab my tip!
and clean off all the dishes
before my manager has a fit!
JUST CHECKING!
:gasp:
They didn't finish their food
and we know what that means!!!
If my managers not looking...
Free food for me!!!!
Uh-oh, my managers noooot happy.
Are you eating leftover food again?? (***MULTIPLE FOOD ITEMS)
Cause this has to stop!
Eating leftover food?!? ME?? HA HA HA
WHYYY...Of course not!!
I grab glasses,
i grab plates,
Even a squishy balled-up little napkin. yooooo...
Why's this napkin squishy??
i don't eeeeeven wanna know!
I stack them all carefully
with care and precision
and with cat-like agility
take it all to the kitchen!!!
I put everything away,
when my ear begins to itch,
so I take my finger and scratch,
and to my suprise something SQUISHED!
Now pay attention carefully kids,
this next part is the STINGER,
remember that napkin I picked up?...
well it was full of mayonaise
and I didn't realize that mayonnaise
had gotten on the tip of my finger.
I should've washed my hands first,
MAN am I a dummy!
But even though it was pretty gross
at the same time ...it was pretty funny.
Royalty Free Music Courtesy of:
Kevin MacLeod
Incompetech.com
Song: Comic Plodding
Royalty Free Sound Effects Courtesy of:
http://www.partnersinrhyme.com
Royalty Free Section.
Length: 167
Rating: 4.90 (142 ratings)
Tags: Alphacat Iman youtube lions den sneeze while pee story in pictures restaurant food drinks liqour drinking comical spoof mean people servers seerving you read tags
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Alphacat meets LISA LAVIE! (short version)
"...and i was like, squeak again, foot."
This is the video that started it all :-) this started off as an innocent video collaboration and now we're dating, been together since. :-)
Hilarious! :-D
We met here in NYC and in with moments of meeting hit it off as if we had been friends for years.
We really had a blast. Just so you guys know Lisa's not really bossy and I'm not really scared of her for those that can't figure out we were just joking around...We were simply 'hamming' it up for the camera :-D My "ouch's" were so fake hahah...I kept saying "out!" over and over again. The original video was close to an HOUR. So there's gonna be an extended version of this video because it was just to hilarious to not show :-D
Let's work together to end Youtube domestic violence :-D
I definately have a new best friend. Luv ya Lisa!!! :-P
Subscribe to her!! Do it now...
http://www.youtube.com/lisalavie1
And when her album drops you betta buy it or you gotta answer to me! And yu dont want that!!! :-)
Length: 500
Rating: 4.70 (136 ratings)
Tags: alphacat lisalavie1 alpha cat kitty Iman Lisa Lavie angel save your breath hilarious tagged facts
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"BED" - By: J-Holiday (Original Choreography by Alphacat)
me dancing to Bed by J-Holiday
Oh yeah, this is kinda the first thing I've ever choreographed. hahah This video is one of my steps towards getting off my arse artistically.dancing singing acting etc.
this song...is a bit on the slow side. Not my usual dance style. For those who didn't hear me mention before that I dance...well I do. Used to do shows for MTV and the whole 'nine'. When I get around to some upbeat stuff you'll see some better 'ography' as we call it.
Just had the song stuck in my head and just wanted to dance to it.
OH that sunset I actually recorded myself from my roof in Manhattan...it was cool to do. Those few seconds are actually a 40 + minute time lapse.
Dancing 'full out' in my TINY living room was a daunting task to say the least
Length: 288
Rating: 4.80 (166 ratings)
Tags: alphacat alpha cat j-holiday bed r&b hip-hop dance choreographer
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SouthTube 05 - Alphacat and dejuanp Are Not Black Enough!!
Omar done started something. Notice how I try to take the high road, while Omar wallows in the gutter.
Omar: http://www.youtube.com/nHisImage
Alphacat: http://www.youtube.com/alphacat
dejuanp: http://www.youtube.com/dejuanp
Length: 251
Rating: 4.70 (50 ratings)
Tags: alphacat dejuanp nhisimage omar DaleATL2 SouthTube
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