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My Better Half
http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
you filled the hole that pierced my soul, i promised that i'd find
someone willing to take a run, round pleasures of my mind
am i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for your touch
you make me laugh youre my better half, though you weigh twice as much
350 pounds of love
you mustve fell from up above
and killed the townspeople below
you had a crush and you let it show
when i want to pleasure you i need an expedition crew
with all those trips to KFC, you eat out more than me.
we look just like the number 10
when you stand next to me
is it your stare that pulls me in?
or just gravity
you mix mayonnaise with your scotch
youre the perfect spouse
last week we went on a whale watch
The boat drove to your house.
350 pounds of pain
when you exhale al gore goes insane
whenever we make out
i taste jam and sauerkraut
we went on a sailing trip you fell and floated beside the ship
then a boat docked on your pants
and said "i claim this island in the name of france."
then you did what i feared you dissapeared
saying this was something new
lyposuction, breast reduction
and what came home wasnt you
no no no no it wasnt you it was
120 pounds of hate,
and you said, "i look great."
and when the nurse removed the fat, they found the neighbors cat
i just paused and said to her
i loved you just the way you were
then she smiled and for my sake
said, "pass the cake!"
Length: 161
Rating: 4.90 (4960 ratings)
Tags: song comedy guitar bo burnham love fat skinny awkward
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WiiMote playing Half-Life 2 on a computer
I'm playing Half-Life 2 on my computer using a Wii controller thats connected via bluetooth and GlovePie. Check www.wiili.org (http://www.wiili.org/forum/download-windows-driver-here-t294.html)
and http://carl.kenner.googlepages.com/glovepie_download
Wiiiiiiiiii! Any info you want should be narrated in the video, if not post a comment with a question.
For those interested (and who can't understand me) the music is by DJ SymBiotiX (DJ SBX) check out his stuff at www.djsbx.com
Length: 491
Rating: 4.40 (2187 ratings)
Tags: nintendo wii wiimote half-life umh4x bluetooth wiili glovepie
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Cher - Half Breed
Cher singing her classic hit Half Breed. Cher in an Indian headdress atop a horse.
Length: 181
Rating: 4.80 (1800 ratings)
Tags: Cher Half Breed Classic
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Half life: Full Life Consequences
Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking
Narration by: blind51de
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences
Remember to subscribe!
HAY DJY HOW DID I FOUND MUSICS:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HfpBzUERJOo
Look at that video, it shows you what music I put into the video and plus a download link to the entire soundtrack. Thank ophios for that :D
John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?
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If anyone sees this video anywhere else on the internet, please message me.
Length: 298
Rating: 4.90 (11723 ratings)
Tags: garrys mod gmod 10 kill die pwned noob half life squirrelking blind51de john freeman
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HARRY POTTER and the HALF-BLOOD PRINCE RELEASE DATE
For Lots More Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Clips Go To:
http://www.reelzchannel.com/
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince changes it's release date and gets Hollywood to move around big movies to compensate.
For More On Dailies Go To:
http://www.reelzchannel.com/show/21/dailies
Length: 133
Rating: 4.50 (1100 ratings)
Tags: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Daniel Radcliffe Emma Watson Rupert Grint J.K. Rowling Lord Voldemort book
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Mystery Jets - Half In Love With Elizabeth
official video for new single 'Halfd In Love With Elizabeth' - due for release on 25th August with an EP featuring two brand new mystery jets songs.
For a free download featuring the new songs go to: www.myfreedownload.co.uk/mysteryjets
Length: 205
Rating: 4.90 (273 ratings)
Tags: mysteryjets mystery jets half in love with elizabeth twenty one 679
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