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Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)
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Length: 293
Rating: 4.90 (48424 ratings)
Tags: jeff dunham achmed the dead terrorist christmas song sing jingle bomb
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HappySlip Jingle
How to do the cup beat: http://www.happyslip.com/2007/12/31/how-to-do-the-cup-beat/
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!!
P.S. Beverly & Charlie, thanks for that beat hahhah!! ;-)
Length: 144
Rating: 4.80 (10924 ratings)
Tags: happyslip christmas song jingle bells parody
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Diana Krall-Jingle Bells
Backed by the Clayton-Hamilton Jazz Orchestra, the Canadian-born vocalist scats like Satchmo on a ringing version of "Jingle Bells". Diana Krall fills up the tempo of the song with holiday cheer. Her sound so intimate that you might swear the sexy singer is crooning exclusively for you at of midnight on Christmas Eve. Krall excels with an approach mastered long ago: elegant delivery that gives extra polish to a very familiar global favorite. This segment takes you through a favorite Diane Krall performance of "Jingle Bells" where she shares her playful side with a festive, yet grown-up vibe. Credits: http://www.dianakrall.com
Length: 189
Rating: 4.60 (85 ratings)
Tags: music diana krall jingle bells
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Jingle Bells (Learn a Song Podcast)
Listen and repeat phrase by phrase, then sing the whole song. Lyrics are shown on the screen.
Length: 200
Rating: 0.00 (0 ratings)
Tags: ESL Christmas
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