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The Mean Kitty Song
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http://www.youtube.com/TheMeanKitty
LYRICS:
I got this little kitty about 2 months back
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean
he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper
and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper
You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care
kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
playing in the window sills and tearing through the house
He's so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of
he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite
Where'd you go
are you stalking me?
are you under the couch, quite possibly
ears laid back so you don't get caught
ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got
I know you're probably watching me from across the room
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
Come out come out before I make things worse
I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
Hey kitty why don't you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared
I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now
I've got 'em cornered
and now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...
Aw man! He's asleep in the sink
What is with this cat? I'm confused
He's got a bed, but it's never been used
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light
How could I let this creature live inside of my home
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that I own
Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best little cat that I've had
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
showing love, that's all this kitty does
BEHIND THE SCENES
If you have a cat, I'm sure you can relate, lol. I originally wrote the song because I didn't want to do a simple talking blog about my Sparta's little biting problem and I also wanted to show my friends back home in Turlock what my new place in Thousand Oaks looks like.. BTW, trying to get a cat to perform for a music video... nearly impossible! lol Thanks for watching : )
Length: 210
Rating: 4.80 (79958 ratings)
Tags: Cory Williams SMP Films Kitty Song Sparta Cat
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Drunk Kitty (sedated after visit to the vet)
Actually, only sedated - just came back from the vet, after a small incision.. :) No, it is not declawed, no it wasn't hurt.
Length: 60
Rating: 4.60 (10105 ratings)
Tags: kitty drunk sedated fun tilt cat
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Kitty Cat Dance
Kitty Cat Dance
Created by Steve Ibsen
http://www.youtube.com/user/steveibsen
http://g-shack.com/
Length: 89
Rating: 4.70 (18548 ratings)
Tags: Kitty Cat Dance
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Kitty said what? - Morphing Kittens
Create your own: http://www.animatephotos.com
Get the MP3: http://www.myspace.com/animatephotosmusic
FREE Ringtone: http://www.liltone.com/ltpublicbeta/Preview.aspx?Sid=447
Morphing Kittens! This is a little music video I made about how much I love when kitties talk. I made it using this morphing software from www.animatephotos.com I compose the music as well, stay tuned for more of my crazy videos!
http://www.morpheussoftware.net
Length: 40
Rating: 3.90 (16760 ratings)
Tags: Kitty Cat Dance Kittens Kitties Cute Adorable Morphing Funny Rap Hilarious Feline Kat Say Says Animals Rad Cuddly Art
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The Nice Kitty Song
A response to Mr. Safety/SMPFilms "Mean Kitty Song" ;-)
http://www.myspace.com/davedays
Download song here^
Lyrics:
I got this little kitty about 10 years ago.
I guess he's not so little, he's kind of old and slow.
I wouldn't call him a ninja, now way no how.
If anything I'd say he looks like a cow.
My kitty's so nice he'd never bite my hand.
He never gets in trouble if he did he'd get SLAMMED.
But there was this one time when he accidentally bit me
So he rubbed his face on my face and apologized quickly.
If there's one thing I don't like, It's when he licks.
But then again who can resist this.
All he really does is just sit in his chair
24/7 like he just don't care.
His energy lacks. He's in that chair all day. (not me!)
He wouldn't even move if a gorilla was in the way.
With this kitty I don't worry about a thing.
He's the nicest little kitty so we call him Persia?!
My little kitty doesn't fight, no he's so nice.
In the end Sparta (smpfilms cat) didn't stand a chance, no!
Persia had one that night.
Hey little kitty yeah your so nice, so nice.
Hey little kitty, yeah where'd you go?
Oh wait, I think I know...
Without a doubt I thought that you'd be in
The chair but no,
It must be time for meow mix.
He knows his food sucks but he'll eat it anyway.
People food equals a tummy ache.
And I don't want to be the one to clean up his throw up.
Plus we're over that stage he was nice enough to grow up.
And when he's gotta poo, he knows what to do,
"Hey Dave let me out, I'll be back in a few"
Life's so great so much time to relax.
Yeah life's so great when you've got my cat. .
Check out
http://www.youtube.com/smpfilms
Length: 161
Rating: 4.60 (6931 ratings)
Tags: the nice kitty song mean smpfilms good guy persia ownd sparta maybe
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Mean Kitty - Feelin' Lucky?
ANYONE PLAYING SUPER SMASH BROS?
My Wii code is: 4710-6110-9323
I'm pretty good at it so prepare to be PWN'D! : )
MY HEART PROBLEMS - Yeah, I know... it sounds weird for me to have heart problems at my age (26), but I went to the doctor the other day and he said I was in stage 2 for high blood pressure and being there any longer could have caused heart failure at any time. If you've noticed me off of YouTube for a while, it's because I've been relaxing a bit. I'm feeling ok, but I'm going to listen to the doctor in the mean time. No more energy drinks or sodas for me : (
XB0X360 FAVORITES:
I'm currently addicted to Dead Rising... WOW!
I HAVE DECIDED AGAINST DOING TELEVISION:
There were a few TV roles that I have turned down over the last 2 weeks because I have decided that the future in online video is brighter for me. I'll just keep investing my money here to make my videos better. Who were the shows I turned down? I wish I could tell!
ABOUT SPARTA:
He's still a little turd, but he's doing fine : )
I GOT AN IPHONE:
Good god those things are expensive but Stephanie assured me that I would need it. Now, I've never owned an ipod or any kind of portable music device in my life so I thought this phone would be completely useless besides having the internet on it... but now that I have it... I have been listening to music almost all day long and I feel like I'm living in a different world or something, lol. I F'N love it now! So if you're ever planning on getting one... just do it! Just don't go broke buying it... save your money if you have to.
Length: 91
Rating: 4.70 (3112 ratings)
Tags: mean kitty smpfilms Cory Williams Mr. Safety SMP Films web series
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MEAN KITTY - Sparta's New Toy
Cory and Stephanie buy Sparta an interesting new toy and film his first time playing with it.
Watch and DOWNLOAD this video in High Definition!
http://www.vimeo.com/1227241
MUSIC:
Music credits:
Warrior (Claude VonStroke Sharp Toof Mix)
http://www.om-records.com
http://www.youtube.com/omrecords
Length: 138
Rating: 4.80 (2551 ratings)
Tags: smpfilms themeankitty mean kitty sparta cat funny cute
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