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LonelyGirl: Lazydork is Better Than You
Sincere thanks to YouTube for featuring me.
YOUTUBERS: DEMAND ENTERTAINMENT! Don't support people who don't even try to make you good videos.
And for everyone who is flaming me for the "smarter than spock" line, it was meant as an HOMAGE to the Beastie Boys, who inspired the style of this song.
E-mail me at trivia@lazydork.com for the mp3.
Lyrics:
Lazydork's got the greatest style
I got more talent than you juveniles
I'm locking you up like you lost at trial
And if you think you can hang you're in denial
I'm the biggest thing of 2006
I'm growing more fans than a uterus
Couldn't make more smiles if I was turning tricks
And I got more variety than your Chex Mix
My lyrics are slicker than a Slip 'n' Slide
My skills more shocking than Frankenstein's bride
I'm more user friendly than a Fodor's guide
And if Lonely Girl's large, than I'm supersized
Lazydork is better than you
And you don't argue cause you know it's true
Lonely Girl you get a million views
But you can't touch this Mexican Jew
L-Dizzle is my name I'm YouTube's class
Danielbeast can kiss my ass
When he plays craps he plays don't pass
I'm too good at Hold 'Em so I play Razz
I'm the thriller with the three felines
I chill so much I'm always reclined
So Lonely Girl if you don't mind
Please step to the side cause YouTube is mine
When it comes to entertaining this is no game
All your vids are exactly the same
I'm uber versatile I put you to shame
If you are a match I'm a building in flames
Lazydork is better than you
And you don't argue cause you know it's true
Lonely Girl you get a million views
But you can't touch this Mexican Jew
I'm so good at this I don't even rehearse
I got more ideas than Mary Poppins' purse
You better step aside cause I got here first
You were bad to begin with I just made you look worse
The Internet's a secret and I've picked the lock
Supereducated, I'm smarter than Spock
You're moving like a boat still tied to the dock
I'm gonna buy and sell you like Google stock
Like Napoleon I'll send you to exile
Until you make vids that are worthwhile
Remember the Dork has charm and guile
And I got more fans than Girls Gone Wild
Lazydork.Com!
Length: 127
Rating: 4.50 (18351 ratings)
Tags: lazydork lonelygirl15 lg15 danielbeast rap gangsta
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Just Like Emmalina: Lazydork Raps
An original song lamenting my lack of youtube game.
I posted the follow-up - There's a link on the "video responses" to the left. Enjoy!
The mp3 is available free at:
www.lazydork.com/emmalina.mp3
Length: 161
Rating: 4.60 (6417 ratings)
Tags: lazydork emmalina rap youtube
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Lazydork Reviews "South Park"
Lazydork Reviews "South Park"
Length: 151
Rating: 4.70 (65 ratings)
Tags: Lazydork South Park
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Lazydork Reviews: Rambo
Offensive, brutal and overly violent. Pretty much what I paid to see, baby.
Length: 185
Rating: 4.70 (255 ratings)
Tags: lazydork rambo stallone movie review
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Lazydork Dances Like Emmalina
Emmalina has made her dancing private, so I fill in the gap.
Length: 130
Rating: 4.70 (1112 ratings)
Tags: lazydork emmalina dance
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LazyDork is Better than Me?
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I think parody is a close second.
What's the deal with Lazydork?
I still don't have a clue.
He acts like he's 15
but his age is 32.
You may enjoy his vids
and insightful diatribin'.
Please just don't encourage him
by going and subscribin' (I did).
Went to his website
and I must say I'm impressed:
I've never seen someone
with so hairy of a chest.
His name is L-dizzle
and he calls himself the best.
Let's see if he can handle all
my biting wit and zest (so clean).
Chorus:
LazyDork is better than me? Not according to my friends and family. Go ahead, eat your bagel with some lox. I still cannot believe they let your Jewish ass on Fox.
You fans are very loyal;
they leave HTML hearts.
Subscriptions are a plenty
and your rating's off the charts.
You rap about this LonelyGirl
who's blog is bland and fake.
You curse out Slovak viruses
and call Hilton a rake (it means slut).
I know you think you're funny
and I know you think you're cool
but my rhymes are so incendiary
you look like a fool.
Now, I know you're popular;
you've got a million hits.
Big whup my friend cuz in the end
I'll take that many shits.
Chorus
The Lazydork hour got one call:
it was your mom.
You get less laughs
than Good Morning Vietnam.
My insults are my missiles,
watch for shrapnel and debris.
Your acting is more wooden
than my man Keanu Reeves (whoa).
The truth about my hatred is
the fact that I am jealous.
Your crazy cult status
really makes me overzealous.
Look at you, you're cuddly
and you write like Norman Mailer,
but at least I won't die from
congestive heart failure (fat joke)!
Chorus
Length: 195
Rating: 3.90 (25 ratings)
Tags: lazydork is better than you rap lonelygirl15 thehill88 paris hilton keanu reeves norman mailer diet coke plus
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Ode To Lazydork (Re-Mixed Version)
We are just totally rapping it up for our homie lazy dork. Love ya dude. Peace.
Lyrics:
Yo L-dizzle, this one's for you.
Ricky, this is a tribute to you
And all the L-O-L things that you do
You review movies and you got some taste
You have a juked up body but an ugly face
Lazydork, you're a prosecutor
But ya got more street knowledge than my tutor
You probably put my homies in jail
But your new job couldn't pay a jaywalker's bail
Your milk video makes sparks fly
Everytime I watch it I joyfully cry
Watching milk going down your face
There's nothing like it, not in outer space
L-dizzle, you know you got some moves
When you jump around you got no "boos"
You jump up and down and all around
You see, you're the best you-tuber that we ever found
We aint wack and we don't mean to hurt ya
Your editing system takes us further
Shapes and sphere moving across the screen
After Obama, you're my political machine
Your robe's thumpin like a pimpin style
We love it more than the Egyptian Nile
Triviagirl, you aint his ho
Without you, he's whiter than snow
We may get low ratings, or hate mail
Cause ew get more views than a garage sale
Yeah, we got 2-2-1 channel views
Monkey In Red Shirt's our name, and we love your tunes
Word tuh ya mother
(last line is a tribute to Vanilla Ice)
This is a re-mixed version, the only difference is we lowered the "beat" volume
Oh, the beat is "beat 05" from Royalty-Free music.com
Length: 95
Rating: 4.50 (10 ratings)
Tags: rap for lazydork rickyste white guys rapping monkey in red shirt george william marsolek pimp gainsta
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Lazydork Reviews "The Skeleton Key"
Lazydork Reviews "The Skeleton Key"
Length: 145
Rating: 4.10 (15 ratings)
Tags: Lazydork Skeleton Key
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