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QuikOrder Pizza with John Moschitta, Jr.
Fast talking actor John Moschitta, Jr. (of FedEx fame) tries to order a pizza faster than QuikOrder, but finds that "the mouse" is mightier than "the mouth" as he orders a pizza with just 1 click.
Length: 56
Rating: 4.60 (34 ratings)
Tags: pizza quikorder john moschitta quickorder favorder quick order
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John Moschitta Fedex
John Moschitta Fedex commercial.
Length: 56
Rating: 4.80 (13 ratings)
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John Moschitta Blend Coffee Commercial
The Micro-Machine Man has his own blend of coffee now, blended with his own blood so that you can also be as fast as him.
Now I know that this sucks... no really you dont have to patronize me. It sucks. I thought that it was going to be a lot better than it came out. I ad so many ideas in my head but I couldnt exicute them. And all of you were saying "oh Melissa, you really need a new vid" so I said alright fine! And this is what you get... sorry. At least the outtakes are funny.
They made me laugh.
Enjoy.
Hopefully my next project will be better!
Oh yeah, and the noise that you hear in the outtake is not real... I will not take full credit for that!
Length: 152
Rating: 4.50 (22 ratings)
Tags: MetalChick1982 melissa john moschitta micro machine guy 1980's toy commercials suck penis pussy smoking fetish coffee latte art starbucks man funny haha outtakes fart farted balls cock taking shit crap cup of joe
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Classic Sesame Street - Peter Piper P Products perishes
Since it's so hard to understand this one, here's a transcript:
Hello. This is Porter Pepper of Peter Piper P Products. We're the people who produce products that begin with the letter P, like peanuts, pepper pots, popcorn, pushpins, paper, party poppers and pig pens. The Peter Piper P Products plant is a popular place. We have pen pals from practically everywhere. See that picture on the panel? That's Peter Pan, a particular pal of Peter Piper P Products. You know Peter Pan's problem with the pirates? Well, Peter Piper produces peashooters and other paraphernalia for Peter Pan so he can prevent the pesky pirates from perpetrating peccadilloes. While you're peeping at that panel, that painting on the panel is a picture by Picasso. Picasso was a painter and a personal pal. He purchased all his paint from Peter Piper P Products. Pablo puchased a pail of Peter Piper paint and did a portrait of Paloma. Pretty pretty picture - won a Pulitzer Prize. (ringggg) Pardon me. Hello, Peter Piper P Products, producers of P products for practically every purpose. Porter Pepper speaking. Hello, Pinkus! How's the wife, how's the kids? You wanna purchase a peck of Peter Piper ping-pong paddles? Perfect, Pinkus, we'll package a peck of ping-pong paddles and pack 'em over to you Parcel Post in Pago Pago, PDQ! (ringgg) Oh, pardon me. Hello, Peter Piper P Products, producers of P products for practically every purpose. Porter Pepper speaking. Oh, hi, Peter! This is Peter Piper, president of Peter Piper P Products. Hiya, Peter! How's the wife, how's the kids - what's that? WHAT the-- Peter Piper P Products has been PURCHASED? And the present president plans to change the name to Sam Singer's S Stuff Store? Oh ... right ... uh, so long. Sorry to tell ya, I, I can't spare a second! This is Sam Singer's S Stuff Space Store now, and I gotta sell Sam's S stuff, so I'll have to summon the staff to stand by! Staff, stand by! You know, they say that this S stuff sells super, so the stress of substituting S stuff for some of the super stuff we used to sell, we'll settle soon! ... There's no S ... S! Snacks! Snacks! We can keep the potato chips! They're snacks! Snacks are good! Nuts are out! Oh, this is all bad - paint? This is terrible! Pots? It's not a pot, it's a saucer! A saucer is good! Phones are out!
Length: 121
Rating: 5.00 (49 ratings)
Tags: Classic Sesame Street John Moschitta Jr. corporate buyout 1980's
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