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Christmas for Pervs (chestnuts roasting)
A remake of an old classic. Here are the new lyrics and the original lyrics:
My nut's busting, then I open fire
Jackoff dripping down your nose
Fine young girls do what they're required
And fuck dressed up like sexy hos
Everybody knows a kinky little horny ho
Hell her pussy is so tight
Tiny tits, nipples all aglow
We'll fuck her hard and deep tonight
We all know why Santa is so gay
He's loaded, he's been drinking all damn day
And every mother fucking child is getting high
On the ether as he fumbles with his fly
And so I'm offering to simply pay
You bitches barely legal and milfs too
Though it's been said, many times many ways
Merry Christmas, Merry fucking Christmas let's screw
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping on your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like Eskimos.
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe,
Help to make the season bright.
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that Santa's on his way;
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh.
And every mother's child is going to spy,
To see if reindeer really know how to fly.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you
p.s. A few friends were wondering how I made this. The steps were as follows: My main part in this is writing the lyrics, singing the vocals, and editing all the video and audio together. Credit is due to fellow youtubers for the video pieces that I used. The instrumental track was created by downloading the original Nat King Cole version of the song, and using Audacity to invert the right stereo channel. This (mostly) cancels anything that is panned directly to the center - usually the vocals - a Karaoke trick I just learned about while doing this project. I recorded the vocals using Sonar. The video elements were all downloaded from youtube via keepvid.com, which lets you download an flv file to your desktop. The flv was converted to an avi using a free app called Super. Then everything was all finally pieced together using Adobe Premiere. It just happened, luckily, that the Tony Bennett video matched up relatively well to the Nat King Cole audio. The other bits and pieces of video all came from different youtube channels.
Length: 208
Rating: 4.50 (13 ratings)
Tags: chestnuts roasting slutty christmas satire adult perv
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Naruto online chat 1 Hyuuga's are pervs! xD
COMPUTER BROKE!! i can't make next chat ;-;
I was going to post it up but it broke... noooooooo *cry*... it should work by sunday or until my dad fixes it
First chat :D. Sorry bout neji's name. I couldn't help myself. I love sasuke's name. I promise next one will be better. Oh yah you can vote if gaara should break temari's ear. Sorry Naruhinatrey xD used your idea at the end
The Hyuuga's are pervs. Orochimaru and Lee have partnered up to get sasuke. Lee rejects gai ((omg o.o)). Gaara wants canned soup. Sakura ???. Temari wants gaara to throw out the trash but Gaara doeosn't want to. Naruto goes nine tailed xD. Sasuke stalks Neji and Hinata. Hinata loves to eat chocolate. Neji has a crush on hinata but no one knows tee hee hee
Length: 345
Rating: 4.60 (241 ratings)
Tags: naruto online chat sasuke sakura lee gai orochimaru neji hinata hyuuga tsunade shizune fox nine tailed
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How to Spot Pervs - 1955 Education Film
A spoof of a 50s educational film.
Length: 207
Rating: 3.80 (213 ratings)
Tags: perv pervert educational film
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The Great Pervs ep. 1
this show is about perverts from all of the anime shows, or as many as I can find^^
Length: 545
Rating: 4.50 (13 ratings)
Tags: the great pervs ep. 1 anime perverts show
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