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3.14 Apple Pi
http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
the opening joke is based off of a jim gaffigan joke (i apologize i meant to acredit him) thank you for you criticism. once again i apologize, EVERYTHING else is original
lyrics below
"beat" and lyrics by bo burnham
Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets
i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat.
Dont womanize cause you no its true
that when you look in thier eyes you see thier people too
Mother effin suffrage!
You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke,
but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat.
Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life,
cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
3.14 apple pi,
i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye.
and by "it" i mean contact lense
3.14 apple pi,
I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry.
George bush wont he jsut yell and rant
but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT
I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight,
I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate.
We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste,
cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste.
the taste of my weiner! (snap)
3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why,
Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection
You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection.
I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh
hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half.
dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice,
How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice...
of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey itll make you high...
Heres a confession its all about me,
Heres my impression of a broken jet ski.
Here come the puns.
All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me?
know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3.
I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife.
Snorted that shit and i got high on Life.
A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense.
I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense.
big finale...
you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it,
Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet.
Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning.
Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens.
And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries
Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise.
you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it,
Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it.
apple pi
copyright boburnham
Length: 237
Rating: 4.90 (13202 ratings)
Tags: 3.14 apple pi Gangsta Rap white awkward skinny
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help me out, and helping her out
if anyone can make me a cool opening to our review show, i will acredit you and send you something cool!
Length: 619
Rating: 4.90 (27 ratings)
Tags: advice weight loss alternative
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Dedicado a uma pessoinha muito especial
Este video é dedicado a uma pessoa que ganhou um espaço especial em meu coração, nunca acredit em mim, mas ela é especial......tem "asa"
Length: 352
Rating: 5.00 (1 ratings)
Tags: paulinha duda ana paula linda lindo anjo always bonjovi
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Hobart Shakespeareans welcome Michael York
Actor, Michael York, provides a guest lecture discussing Shakespearean literature in the 5th grade class of nationally accredited teacher, Rafe Esquith. Starstruck and invigorated, the ten-year olds hone in on their acting. THE HOBART SHAKESPEAREANS is a charming portrayal of an exceptional teacher and his eager students who together, touchingly demonstrate the power of education. With genuine passion, Esquith turns underprivileged and at risk youth of central Los Angeles on to the wonders of Shakespeare. Academy Award®-nominated director Mel Stuart (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory) skillfully explores the secrets of Esquith's winning strategy in this uplifting tribute.
Length: 148
Rating: 0.00 (0 ratings)
Tags: hobart SHAKESPEAREANS Rafe Esquith docurama michael york
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Online Accredited Degrees
http://www.acot.edu
Online Accredited Degree Programs. American College of Technology is proud to service all branches of the military and accepts 100% Military Tuition Assistance for all programs. Whether you are in the Air Force, Army, Coast Guard, Marines, National Guard or navy, you can use Tuition Assistance to pay for your career training. Why pay for education yourself? The military will pay up to 100% of your tuition expenses! Nothing should stop you from pursuing your future career.
Length: 128
Rating: 0.00 (0 ratings)
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