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Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
===Stuffs===
54 million views, 11000 subscribers
===Notes===
---Sorry guys, I won't upload this anywhere or send it to you, go buy the DVD.
---Also, I do not accept friend requests. Don't bother sending them.
---10000 Subsriber event funness; I will now go through any and all PMs sent to me, and reply them. Be aware of strong curseing and rudeness.
===Where To Buy===
Log onto www.jeffdunham.com, there he has a link to Amazon.com where you can purchase the full dvd. ^^
Length: 647
Rating: 4.90 (219807 ratings)
Tags: Jeff Dunham Achmed the Dead Terrorist Peanut Walter Jose Jalapeno DVD Spark of Insanity
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Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)
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Length: 293
Rating: 4.90 (41135 ratings)
Tags: jeff dunham achmed the dead terrorist christmas song sing jingle bomb
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Jeff Dunham and Peanut
Funny Shit
ok im getting part 2 soon as i can format achmed again and melvin so ill be trying to get the right format for them cuz it is very hard to format it to the right one
Length: 365
Rating: 4.90 (30152 ratings)
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