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McDonald's: The Rap
The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude.
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Sittin' on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast
Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run
So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.
How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?
Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.
Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor
Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness
Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare
Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?"
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk
Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh...
All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah
How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel
Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?"
No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!
Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame
Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later
Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch
It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?
If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should
It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good
Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend
Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again
Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.
A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for spring
Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing
They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy"
Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy
Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant
It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant
People say it's bad, but I don't believe them
McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop!
Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!
Length: 169
Rating: 4.70 (19434 ratings)
Tags: goremy go remy mcdonald's mcdonalds rap habib big mac coke fast food thomas friedman super size wheeling virginia
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Imkers McDonald's
Michiel Blijboom schittert... eh, glorieert... eh... speelt een rolletje in de kerstcommercial van McDonald's, naar aanleiding van de zogeheten Bee Movie-weken.
Length: 27
Rating: 4.50 (2 ratings)
Tags: Blijboom Bee Movie McDonald's
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Nico Nico Douga - Ronald McDonald
A clip from Nico Nico Douga, one of the most popular web video sites in Japan.
Length: 94
Rating: 4.60 (79 ratings)
Tags: Nico Douga web video wired
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Mcdonald's Rap
Lmfao these guys go up to a Mcdonalds Drive-Thru and start rapping there order.
Lyrics(So You Can Understand it):
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES...
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Length: 153
Rating: 4.90 (12518 ratings)
Tags: Mcdonalds Rap Funny Rappers Drive Thru LOL guys
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80s Commercials - McDLT [Jason Alexander]
The one you've all been waiting for!
This is the original McDLT commercial with Jason Alexander prancing around the street singing about some godforsaken McDonald's sandwich. Accept NO SUBSTITUTES.
We found this wonderful commercial on an old VHS tape of some made-for-TV Ewok movie. I'm guessing this was from 1984ish.
Check my profile for other horrible 80s commercials... Enjoy!
Song / Commercial by McDonald's.
Ripped by J-Check.
====**UPDATE 12/2006**====
GIANT Magazine has listed this video as the #3 greatest commercial of the 80s! Haha, good times. Should be #1 in my opinion though...
http://www.giantmag.com/2006/12/tv/the-50-greatest-commercials-of-the-80s/
====**UPDATE 03/2007**====
This video gets about a comment a day. Heh, awesome. ;-)
====**UPDATE 02/2008**====
Well, my life is officially complete! This video link hit Fark!
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3384551
Not sure who uploaded it, but awesome that it got accepted. Wooooo~!
Length: 62
Rating: 4.70 (641 ratings)
Tags: McDLT Jason Alexander McDonalds commercial 80s 1980s sandwich hamburger failure pathetic sad dance hot beefy cool crisp
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