| |
Search videos for norris |
|
|
|
|
chuck norris witze
chuck norris witze gesprochen
Length: 367
Rating: 4.80 (5862 ratings)
Tags: chuck norris witze
|
Play |
|
|
Chuck Norris' Top 10 + Facts Summary www.HowToBeFunny.info
watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9yUeeKYPE
Try this:
"- Write 'find Chuck Norris' on Google
- Click on 'I'm feeling lucky'"
posted by: vinagretes
------------------
These are the ones that keep repeating in the comments -- in case someone wants to post originals:
"Children go to bed in Superman pajamas, while Superman goes to bed in Chuck Norris pajamas."
"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."
"Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!"
"When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in just 3 moves"
"Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land."
"chuck norris doesn't need a watch he just decides what time it is"
"Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares at the book and the book gives him information."
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
"When Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back, it was just called the Islands."
"Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse."
"There is no such thing as evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."
"Chuck Norris is able to divide by zero"
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity ... Twice"
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his parents."
"When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, it is because he ran out of women."
"Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women, he potato sacks them."
"chuck norris ist hung like a horse, a horse is hung like chuck norris."
---------------------
And these are a few of the best new ones IMO -- with the name of the poster:
"Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris has the best poker face. He won the 1983 World Poker Tournament, using a hand containing a ticket stub, Monopoly money, a 2 of Clubs, a 5 of Hearts, and a Green #4 card from Uno.
Chuck Norris leaves messages BEFORE the beep." 2Fast4U0921
"Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it." pederabito
"when you search chuck norris on google and spell his name wrong, it doesn't say 'did you mean chuck norris', it says 'run while you have the chance.'" seel5
"geico saved 15% by switching to chuck norris" 08chize08
"Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds." connortimoti
"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy." solitaryman098
"Chuck norris died 2 years ago but death fears to say it to him" janek585
"chuck norris's calendar jumps from March 31st to April 2nd....because nobody fools chuck Norris" s0nicb00m83
"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo" paulwallrivera
"Chuck Norris can beat rock with scissors." jusmart
"Chuck Norris has caught all Pokémon!"
unknownsoldier37
"chuck norris can get a woman pregnant over phone sex"
"Chuck Norris once broke into a convent and had sex with all the nuns. 9 month later, they gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history." schroemw
Length: 140
Rating: 4.80 (7757 ratings)
Tags: chuck norris texas walker ranger top 10 facts best damn sports show ever fox tv
|
Play |
|
|
Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris
We've really been struggling to find something that could challenge the Total Blender's blending capabilities. What could we blend that's stronger than anything we've ever blended? Then it hit us like a roundhouse kick to the face...Chuck Norris!
Length: 98
Rating: 4.80 (10159 ratings)
Tags: will it blend chuck norris blendtec
|
Play |
|
|
bruce lee x chuck norris
mestre
Length: 355
Rating: 4.80 (9100 ratings)
Tags: mestre
|
Play |
|
|
Chuck norris facts
Chuck norris reading the chuck norris facts
Length: 193
Rating: 4.90 (2876 ratings)
Tags: chuck norris facts
|
Play |
|
|
Chuck Norris in Oblivion Episode 8
by Cross-Cutt Productions.
After finding the entrance to Oblivion temple and engaging in an outrageous battle with its monstrous guardian, our heroes find themselves confronted by a mysterious red-robed figure that effortlessly stops the boulderous fist of the giant, Sagat. Who is this seemingly wise one that knows about Chuck Norris's kick? Is this the wise Ancient everone's talking about? Is he gonna start attacking? Find out in this exciting episode of... Drag...er..Chuck Norris in Oblivion!
Length: 1127
Rating: 4.70 (2585 ratings)
Tags: Chuck Norris in Oblivion Episode Cross-Cutt Productions morrowind machinima animation games series comedy funny
|
Play |
|
|
