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Portal Teaser Trailer
Valve released this teaser for their upcoming title Portal which is a pack-in/download with Half-Life 2: Episode Two coming for PC, X360 and PS3 later this year.
Length: 141
Rating: 4.90 (1252 ratings)
Tags: Portal Valve PC PS3 X360 HL2
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Portal - Credits Song 'Still Alive'
The song 'Still Alive' at the end of Portal during the credits.
GLaDOS Myspace/MP3/Companion Cube Wallpaper at the bottom of the description.
'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton: http://www.jonathancoulton.com
and sung by Ellen McLain (GLaDOS, TF2 Announcer, HL2 Overwatch Administrator)
I don't own the song or video in any way, nor make profit in any way. It's a great song, and I uploaded it purely based on that and to share it with others.
Enjoy!
Lyrics:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
Most Popular GLaDOS Myspace:
www.myspace.com/gladosaperturescience
(thanks Vampstampede5000)
Companion Cube Wallpaper:
http://forums.gametrailers.com/showthread.php?t=199138
MP3:
You can extract the mp3 from your own Portal by:
1. Downloading the gcfscape program and installing it
2. Open the "portal content.gcf" file in the "Program Files\Steam\steamapps" location
3. The mp3 is under /portal/sound/music/portal_still_alive.mp3
Length: 184
Rating: 4.90 (9318 ratings)
Tags: portal credits song still alive mp3 lyrics end orange box game valve steam
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Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret
If a turret bitches about its job and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? You bet it does. "A Day in the Life of a Turret" catches two turrets on the job during a typical day at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, and the monotony that lies within.
*NOTE* Apparently we misspelled Jonathan Coulton- our apologies!
For bonus videos, FAQs, forums, and episode updates, check out our site! http://www.theleetworld.com
Length: 246
Rating: 4.90 (14977 ratings)
Tags: portal orangebox orange box leetworld leet world funny machinima turret
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Portal - Ending 'Fight'
*SPOILERS*
The end 'fight' in Portal, finishing before the credits start.
See the 'Portal - Credits Song' video in the video responses for the final bit.
Enjoy!
Notes:
Yep this was recorded/uploaded quickly after Portal was released. Took 2 hours to finish and I started as soon as Valve unlocked it at 8AM BST. There's immense replayability and unlockables afterwards though, so don't let that hinder your opinion on the game. It's a fantastic, engaging and well executed game.
I deliberately go slower/wait around/play with the eyeballs because the of extra dialogue that's said. I still went faster than i'd have liked though, but that's because of knowing YouTube's size/time restrictions, so apologies for missing out some of the extra dialogue.
Length: 456
Rating: 4.80 (1160 ratings)
Tags: portal end fight boss orange box game valve
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Portal: Easter Egg- Find the Cake
Watch the "Attention Test Subjects..." video.
*** CONTAINS SPOILERS ***
Song: Still Alive (credits song of Portal)
Finally, you can have your cake (but not eat it), as well as explore... outside?
Easter Egg or Glitch?
------ Disclaimer ------
This is VERY tricky to reproduce. Before you ask why I don't have footage of the first part, it's because fraps kept freezing my computer as I tried to open the incinerator.
***** This was a triumph. *****
-----------Honors-------------
#44 - Most Viewed (Today) - Gadgets & Games (10/13/07)
#49 - Top Rated (Today) - Gadgets & Games (10/13/07)
#75 - Most Discussed (Today) - Gadgets & Games (10/13/07)
#18 - Top Favorites (Today) - Gadgets & Games (10/13/07)
#10 - Most Viewed (Today) - Gadgets & Games (10/14/07)
#21 - Top Rated (Today) - Gadgets & Games (10/14/07)
#23 - Most Discussed (Today) - Gadgets & Games (10/14/07)
#5 - Top Favorites (Today) - Gadgets & Games (10/14/07)
#23 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Gadgets & Games (10/19/07)
#42 - Top Rated (This Week) - Gadgets & Games (10/19/07)
#54 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Gadgets & Games (10/19/07)
#20 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Gadgets & Games (10/19/07)
#91 - Top Favorites (This Month) - Gadgets & Games (10/30/07)
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Song: Still Alive (Portal credits song)
Length: 353
Rating: 4.20 (3324 ratings)
Tags: Portal Portals Easter Egg Glitch The Cake Is Lie Companion Cube Stop Watching This Shit Already It Isnt Funny Anymore Thanks Lot Netfags
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Portal Test 00
Click MORE for other Test links
Test 00 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wFy_tNhpc
Test 01 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCgukvWizqU
Test 02 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvKnEHAaSj0
Test 03 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ8R45dOCZU
Test 04 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4W7qmdu6UY
Test 05 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gwcT0yZ9_U
Test 06 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbw2F7muHaA
Test 07 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdhWc-OtupU
Test 08 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoVxR7GTk0M
Test 09 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz80m21BlMc
Test 10 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LsAW1rcZaI
Test 11 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvlPK4Dc9ec
Test 12 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDWpFTiiRlQ
Test 13 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfpshI1n8JY
Test 14 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yus82x-3rNQ
Test 15 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j5kN50Vjr4
Test 16 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS0dOHV8OBw
Test 17 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcVWiW41aGQ
Test 18 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW7-MmyP49s
Test 19a - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcVjdB3M41A
Test 19b - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=949Wi0BtSh8
Test 19c - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osGQldkKHt4
Test 19d - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6SbbpH3v98
Length: 123
Rating: 4.80 (136 ratings)
Tags: portal walk-thru
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Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret
by Smooth Few Films
www.youtube.com/leetworld
If a turret whines about his job, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? You bet it does. "A Day in the Life of a Turret" looks at the lives of two turrets at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center- and the monoty within.
Created by Smooth Few Films (www.youtube.com/leetworld)
Length: 248
Rating: 4.90 (10668 ratings)
Tags: machinima animation game movies comedy half-life video funny
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Portal - "Still Alive" Credits Song
Click (more) for download links. The ending/credits to Portal (part of Half-Life 2's Orange Box) with the "Still Alive" song.
'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton. http://www.jonathancoulton.com
Sung by Ellen McLain (voice of GLaDOS and the turrets)
DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE:
http://rapidshare.com/files/61557794/Jonathan_Coulton__Portal__-_Still_Alive.mp3
(Click 'Free' on the bottom for RapidShare downloads)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P56QRZ2I
Radio Mix version (for ringtone use):
http://rapidshare.com/files/61952458/looping_radio_mix.wav
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=99X9ZJ7I
Length: 246
Rating: 4.90 (10370 ratings)
Tags: portal credits ending song hl2 halflife2 orange box aperturescience still alive cake jonathan coulton valve steam gaben
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Portal Test Chamber 15 in 28 Seconds
I hope you enjoy this video of a 28 second run of Test Chamber 15.
EDIT (11/29/07):
It has been over a month and now I think it is time for everyone to know the truth. This was a total FAKE. I had to do some trickery to pull this off. I will not reveal all my secrets but I will tell you the basics. I enabled sv_cheats. When someone does this there will be a big red "CHEATED" on elevator score board at the end. To remove the "CHEATED" sign, I had to "hack" one of the game files and removed the entry that refers to the message. Now when I cheat and reach the end, there is no cheated sign. Having that fixed, I set host_timescale to 0.1. This makes the game run 10 times slower than normal. I recorded a demo of me playing the map with all my best tricks. It took me almost 5 minutes!! I then played back the demo at full speed, recorded the video, and posted on the YouTubes.
I couldn't help myself from posting this video. I knew the reactions would be just way too good. Well, I've had a lot of laughs, but I think it is only fair that everyone now knows the truth. I wasn't a cheater from the start. At one time the record for chamber 18 was 59 seconds. After hours and hours over several days I finally beat it with 58 seconds. When I went to post the video, I found that someone posted a 57 second run just a few hours earlier. That's what led me to it. I'm sure there are plenty of people that would like to send me hate mail and I will not deny them that privilege. My e-mail: QBikal@gmail.com
Length: 34
Rating: 4.70 (764 ratings)
Tags: Portal Valve time speed run fast quick
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