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Pretty GROSS, but Pretty FUNNY! ( A Story in Pictures!!!)
Of course, based on a TRUE story as always....just with a few minor exaggerations. Ok....ALOT of exaggerations.
***NOTE: Never put barbeque on your face and leave it longer than 10 seconds....it burns like lye....no...lie. Pun intended. I had a hand print burn on my forehead...hilarious. Oh yeah....mayonnaise burns when it gets in your eye too. Who'd ah thunk it?! :)
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Now here's a little story,
man am I a dummy,
what happens is pretty gross,
but at the same time pretty funny.
I used to work at a restaurant
and that was a blast!
I took orders,
served food and drinks,
but sometimes I had to take out the trash
I LOVE serving tables,
and I LOVE people too!!
Except when people treat like a servant and verbally abuse you,
IM A PERSON TOO!!!
Sometimes for fun,
the bartender would sneak and give me drinks on the job,
:look & check: My table's fine! I have time! Bottom's up!
But too many will make me a slob.
Uh-Oh my tables leaving
gotta grab my tip!
and clean off all the dishes
before my manager has a fit!
JUST CHECKING!
:gasp:
They didn't finish their food
and we know what that means!!!
If my managers not looking...
Free food for me!!!!
Uh-oh, my managers noooot happy.
Are you eating leftover food again?? (***MULTIPLE FOOD ITEMS)
Cause this has to stop!
Eating leftover food?!? ME?? HA HA HA
WHYYY...Of course not!!
I grab glasses,
i grab plates,
Even a squishy balled-up little napkin. yooooo...
Why's this napkin squishy??
i don't eeeeeven wanna know!
I stack them all carefully
with care and precision
and with cat-like agility
take it all to the kitchen!!!
I put everything away,
when my ear begins to itch,
so I take my finger and scratch,
and to my suprise something SQUISHED!
Now pay attention carefully kids,
this next part is the STINGER,
remember that napkin I picked up?...
well it was full of mayonaise
and I didn't realize that mayonnaise
had gotten on the tip of my finger.
I should've washed my hands first,
MAN am I a dummy!
But even though it was pretty gross
at the same time ...it was pretty funny.
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Song: Comic Plodding
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Royalty Free Section.
Length: 167
Rating: 4.90 (128 ratings)
Tags: Alphacat Iman youtube lions den sneeze while pee story in pictures restaurant food drinks liqour drinking comical spoof mean people servers seerving you read tags
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Phelps Opens Olympic Swimming in 400 IM Prelims
The first full day of competition is underway at the Summer Games. U.S. swimmer Michael Phelps is off to a promising start in his quest to break Mark Spitz's mark of seven gold medals. (Aug. 09)
Length: 49
Rating: 3.90 (75 ratings)
Tags: oly swimming phelps opens olympic 400 im prelims
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Pretty Woman
Inolvidable film protagonizado por Julia Roberts y Richard Gere.
Unforgettable film interpreted by Julia Roberts and Richard Gere.
Pd:sorry about the translation.
Length: 134
Rating: 4.80 (1218 ratings)
Tags: pretty woman julia roberts richard gere movie pintadita
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INXS - Pretty Vegas
INXS Pretty Vegas
(C) 2005 JBMP, Inc., INXS Sound & Vision Pty Ltd. & SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
Length: 205
Rating: 4.80 (749 ratings)
Tags: INXS Pretty Vegas Pop Music Video
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John Edwards Feeling Pretty
John Edwards fixing his hair before an interview. With appropriate music.
Length: 121
Rating: 4.30 (2235 ratings)
Tags: John Edwards Hair Style
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PANIC AT THE DISCO: Pretty. Odd.
A look at the making of Panic At The Disco's album 'Pretty. Odd.' You can see the entire version on the Deluxe Edition of the album - avaialable exclusively at http://store.fueledbyramen.com
Length: 125
Rating: 4.70 (2029 ratings)
Tags: panic at the disco fueled by ramen
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