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Pwnzor PVP
Poitain, Age of Conan
Length: 56
Rating: 0.00 (0 ratings)
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The Phantom PWNZOR (Part One)
http://www.plasmaproductions.net
This is part one of the movie "The Adventures of Lion0 Episode One The Phantom PWNZOR"
Featuring "Lion Wilson" by Relient K, "I'm Lion-O" by Relient K, and a remix of the James Bond Theme by Neil Norman.
Copyrighted material used in this movie, including music and sound effects, are copyrighted to their respective owners, and no infringement claims are intended.
Memorable Quotes From This Movie:
"Hello, Mr. Bond. This is your morning briefing. It appears that there is a terrorist base across the street. We need you to take it out."
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Remember the last time we sent you into a terrorist base? It turned out to be a third grader's party...."
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"It turns out, that an electrician (using three million dollars of our taxpayer money to find this out) has a job in which he uses electricity to... electricify things! It's a new word, don't look it up!"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"This is your walkie-talkie, for talking and walking!"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Now, you'll need transportation. So... we have part of a bicycle!"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"This is your computer mouse.... It also makes a handy weapon."
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Wait a minute... first of all, there's just a marble in here. You couldn't even afford a mouse. And second of all, what if I need to right click? You know? What am I gonna do?"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Your main weapon: we call it the... um... it can extend, and deconstend! Makes for handy storage, because we have a motto in the CIA: the smaller, the better. I bet you're wondering how you can attack somebody with this, aren't you? Well, all's you have to do is... clean their windows! They will be so surprised they have clean windows, they won't even know you're there!"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"It's not that big a deal. I mean, it's just a machine gun with toaster and flashlight."
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Lion0 away!"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"I suppose you know the secret power of lightbulbs? Basically, you take this lightbulb. You go into the terrorist base. It's across the street. It's also known as McDonald's. You plant the lightbulb in the lightbulb socket. And then, there's a hidden camera inside the lightbulb that will transmit a digital image file to our CIA computers. It's running the latest software: Windows 3.11"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"I mean, you could have seen a real movie like Transformers. But no, you had to see The Adventures of Lion0, a cheap, no budget film made by a bunch of kids in a basement. Nice going."
--Announcer in The Phantom Pwnzor
"I have come to rescue the electrician! I have the power of extendable windshield wipers!"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"It was all part of my ninja training!"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"We can view the images simply by opening this portable monitor. But I can't get past these stupid child safety restaints!"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"I'm working on this vigorously, and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done, and stuff. So... good luck not dying."
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Do cameramen have lives?"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Lion0 has no idea I gave him all obsolete technology! Oh... hi Lion0! How are you doing?"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Yeah, I'll get back to it after some solitaire, you know, maybe a little Battlefront, and I'll drink some coffee... just, stop pushing!"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"They teach bomb diffusing at RPI?"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"I've got to go, man. My foot's hurting really bad. Seriously."
--Cameraman in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Thirteen... twelveteen... eleventeen.... tenteen... nineteen... eighteen... seventeen... sixteen... fifteen... fourteen... threeteen... twoteen... oneteen... zeroteen...."
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"What's twoteen? What?"
--Electrician in The Phantom Pwnzor
"I have invented a new sport! Home run!"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"My name's Sklee! I'd recognize this basement anywhere! Did James Skywalker just do a Force Transport?"
--Actor Who Played Sklee in The Phantom Pwnzor
"If we keep going, it's just going to deteriorate...."
--Director of The Phantom Pwnzor
"This was a bad idea...."
--CIA Director at the end of The Phantom Pwnzor
Length: 596
Rating: 3.70 (6 ratings)
Tags: The Phantom PWNZOR Episode One Adventures Lion0 Lion-O LionO Relient
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The Phantom PWNZOR Trailer
http://www.plasmaproductions.net
Trailer for "The Adventures of Lion0 Episode One The Phantom PWNZOR"
Featuring "Lion Wilson" by Relient K and Requiem for a Dream Theme remix composed by Clint Mansell and performed by the Kronos Quartet.
Copyrighted materials in this video are copyrighted to their respective owners, and no infringent claims are intended.
Memorable Quotes From This Video:
"He's a secret agent! He's a martial arts expert! He's a complete idiot!"
--Announcer in The Phantom Pwnzor Trailer
Length: 117
Rating: 5.00 (4 ratings)
Tags: The Phantom PWNZOR Episode One Trailer Adventures Lion0 Lion-O LionO Relient
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The Phantom PWNZOR (Part Three)
http://www.plasmaproductions.net
This is part three of the movie "The Adventures of Lion0 Episode One The Phantom PWNZOR"
Featuring a remix of the James Bond Theme by Neil Norman, and the Pink Panther Theme by Henry Mancini. Copyrighted material used in this movie, including music and sound effects, are copyrighted to their respective owners, and no infringement claims are intended.
Memorable Quotes From This Movie:
"Hello, Mr. Bond. This is your morning briefing. It appears that there is a terrorist base across the street. We need you to take it out."
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Remember the last time we sent you into a terrorist base? It turned out to be a third grader's party...."
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"It turns out, that an electrician (using three million dollars of our taxpayer money to find this out) has a job in which he uses electricity to... electricify things! It's a new word, don't look it up!"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"This is your walkie-talkie, for talking and walking!"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Now, you'll need transportation. So... we have part of a bicycle!"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"This is your computer mouse.... It also makes a handy weapon."
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Wait a minute... first of all, there's just a marble in here. You couldn't even afford a mouse. And second of all, what if I need to right click? You know? What am I gonna do?"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Your main weapon: we call it the... um... it can extend, and deconstend! Makes for handy storage, because we have a motto in the CIA: the smaller, the better. I bet you're wondering how you can attack somebody with this, aren't you? Well, all's you have to do is... clean their windows! They will be so surprised they have clean windows, they won't even know you're there!"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"It's not that big a deal. I mean, it's just a machine gun with toaster and flashlight."
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Lion0 away!"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"I suppose you know the secret power of lightbulbs? Basically, you take this lightbulb. You go into the terrorist base. It's across the street. It's also known as McDonald's. You plant the lightbulb in the lightbulb socket. And then, there's a hidden camera inside the lightbulb that will transmit a digital image file to our CIA computers. It's running the latest software: Windows 3.11"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"I mean, you could have seen a real movie like Transformers. But no, you had to see The Adventures of Lion0, a cheap, no budget film made by a bunch of kids in a basement. Nice going."
--Announcer in The Phantom Pwnzor
"I have come to rescue the electrician! I have the power of extendable windshield wipers!"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"It was all part of my ninja training!"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"We can view the images simply by opening this portable monitor. But I can't get past these stupid child safety restaints!"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"I'm working on this vigorously, and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done, and stuff. So... good luck not dying."
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Do cameramen have lives?"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Lion0 has no idea I gave him all obsolete technology! Oh... hi Lion0! How are you doing?"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Yeah, I'll get back to it after some solitaire, you know, maybe a little Battlefront, and I'll drink some coffee... just, stop pushing!"
--CIA Director in The Phantom Pwnzor
"They teach bomb diffusing at RPI?"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"I've got to go, man. My foot's hurting really bad. Seriously."
--Cameraman in The Phantom Pwnzor
"Thirteen... twelveteen... eleventeen.... tenteen... nineteen... eighteen... seventeen... sixteen... fifteen... fourteen... threeteen... twoteen... oneteen... zeroteen...."
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"What's twoteen? What?"
--Electrician in The Phantom Pwnzor
"I have invented a new sport! Home run!"
--Adam Bond in The Phantom Pwnzor
"My name's Sklee! I'd recognize this basement anywhere! Did James Skywalker just do a Force Transport?"
--Actor Who Played Sklee in The Phantom Pwnzor
"If we keep going, it's just going to deteriorate...."
--Director of The Phantom Pwnzor
"This was a bad idea...."
--CIA Director at the end of The Phantom Pwnzor
Length: 458
Rating: 4.00 (4 ratings)
Tags: Adventures Lion0 Lion-O LionO Relient James Bond The Phantom PWNZOR Episode One Part Three
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Public Pwnzor by DSF
Public Pwnzor by DSF|Arcturus|2
Special ty's to DSF|Charon|1 and the noobs I got to bash.
Length: 178
Rating: 3.80 (4 ratings)
Tags: DSF Public Pwnzor cod2 Call Of Duty
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