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Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up
Funny song about Slim, sung by a Cletus Haus.
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LYRICS:
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please!
Will that bitch Slim Shady please shut up?!
I repeat,
Will that bitch Slim Shady please shut up!?
We're gonna have problem here.
Y'all act like ya never heard a white person before,
Rhymes are poor, 14 minutes are up, so I got one more,
I had to come back, and now I'm worse than before,
I make you snore, cause my tired song is boring you
It's the return of the... oh wait, hold on, don't try that,
Ya heard what he sounds like, ya really gonna buy that?
And Dr. Dre does... everything you idiot!
How would I sound if Dre didn't lay the beats down?
The world has had enough,
Eminem, sounding like a 12 year-old girl on helium,
Look at him! Walking around trying to kiss Dre's ass,
Trying to impress you. "He's so weak, though."
I put Christina on blast on my new CD,
cause I tried to hit on her and she rejected me,
Sometimes I wanna jump on the stage and just let loose,
But I can't cause I sound like the squirrel on Bulwinkle the Moose
This song is on your nerves, this song is on your nerves,
I know I'm lucky cause I got more fame than I deserve,
And that's the message that I try to give to little kids,
You can be famous and never know what talent is
Of course they're gonna like me, cause I'm like a cartoon
version of Ricky Schroeder when he was on 'Silver Spoons'
I ain't nothin' but a product, packaged to be bought up,
You know a year from now I won't be thought of,
But I write about dead animals and cannibals,
cause that'll shock people and sell records... man, I hope
So if I can be ridiculous and talent less,
I guess no one is hopeless, look how bad this song is!
I'm Slim Shady, and yes, I'm real grating,
I talk like Peter Brady, and it's irritating,
I know you're saying Slim Shady please shut up,
please shut up, please shut up
Well I'm Slim Shady, and yes, I'm real grating,
I talk like Peter Brady, and it's irritating,
I know you're saying Slim Shady please shut up,
please shut up, please shut up
Length: 107
Rating: 3.70 (828 ratings)
Tags: Real Slim Shady please stand shut up funny song eminem Cletus Haus
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Alvin and the Chipmunks-The Real Slim Shady
Lyrics:
[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus 4X]
[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
Length: 300
Rating: 4.70 (709 ratings)
Tags: Alvin and the Chipmunks-The Real Slim Shady Eminem
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Eminem & Dr Dre - Still Slim Shady
Meh. It's shite, I know.
Length: 238
Rating: 3.90 (706 ratings)
Tags: Eminem Dr Dre Slim Shady D12
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Eminem-Slim Shady
...Eminem Slim Shady... Old Classic !
Length: 265
Rating: 4.60 (79 ratings)
Tags: Eminem Slim Shady
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[OFFICIAL VIDEO] Eminem - The Real Slimshady
Eminem Performing "The Real Slim Shady"
Not My Video
Lyrics :
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a problem here..
Yall act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam, like tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (ahh!)
Its the return of the... ah, wait, no way, youre kidding,
He didnt just say what I think he did, did he?
And dr. dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. dres dead, hes locked in my basement! (ha-ha!)
Feminist women love eminem {*vocal turntable:
Chigga chigga chigga*} slim shady, Im sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who, yeah, but hes so cute though!
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than whats goin on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on tv and just let loose, but cant
But its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And thats the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womans clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals.. well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*slurp*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope
{*ewww!*} but if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: eminem (repeat 2x)
Im slim shady, yes Im the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real slim shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
[eminem]
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
But slim, what if you win, wouldnt it be weird?
Why? so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to britney spears?
Shit, christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
And hear em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on mtv
Yeah, hes cute, but I think hes married to kim, hee-hee!
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd {*ahhh!*}
Im sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just dont give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus
[eminem]
Im like a head trip to listen to, cause Im only givin you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of yall and I dont gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it {*err*} I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
Its funny; cause at the rate Im goin when Im thirty
Ill be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when Im jackin off with jergens
And Im jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings
{*hach*} or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming I dont give a fuck!
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus 2x
[eminem]
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all stand up
Length: 271
Rating: 4.90 (258 ratings)
Tags: hip-hop pop r&b rap Eminem The Real Slim Shady Lose Yourself When I'm Gone Linkin Park Music Lyrics
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Slim Shady Slimming Supplement P2 (myezshopmall.com)
(This is Part 2 of two video series).
Slim Shady contains natural ingredients which enhances metabolism and incorporate digestion and absorption which helps burn subcutaneous fats immediately. Slim Shady also prevents HYPERTROPHY -- increase in the size
of an organ or in a selected area of a tissue. It also contains albumin molecules which improves the elasticity of the skin which is lost during the process of slimming.
ACTIVE INGREDIENTS:
PINEAPPLE ENZYME
helps break down protein quickly to improve digestion and absorption. It is also good in lowering blood pressure.
WHEAT GRASS
also known as the "green blood" which helps clear the toxins in the colon and kidney.
LINOLEIC ACID
Increases metabolic rate
Decreases abdominal fat
Enhances muscle growth-Muscle burns fat, which also contributes to increased metabolism, which is useful in weight loss and management.
Lowers cholesterol and triglycerides
Lowers insulin resistance -Insulin resistance is a risk for some hypothyroid patients, and lowering it can also help prevent adult-onset diabetes and make it easier to control weight.
Reduces food-induced allergic reactions
Enhances immune system
ALBUMIN MOLECULES
the most prevalent protein of the blood plasma which helps in the elimination of free radicals in the body.
LACTIC ACID
is a result of the breakdown of sugars (carbohydrates) for energy when the oxygen level in the body is low.
HOW TO USE:
Drink 1 vial of Slim Shady twice a day before each mealtime or you may take 3x a day if needed.
When using this product:
avoid eating spicy foods
avoid drinking carbonated drinks those who are pregnant shouldn't be using this product.
Length: 405
Rating: 3.70 (3 ratings)
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