THELMA
I was challenged by gocatdave to write a song that included
1/ A beachball
2/ A jar of peanut butter
3/ A one legged prostuite called Thelma
piece of piss..
Ok, I reckon Im owed a share from..
GOCATDAVE (SHARED)
SHERRYWINE1941 (SHARED )
RUTTLEGIRL (SHARED )
DENTAHOLIC (SHARED )
MO4FORM (SHARED)
TADEK59 (RENAGED, or didn't understand)
SEVENENDER (RENAGED )
ROADBIKEMUM (SHARED)
WEEYIN1155 (SHARED )
RUTTLEGIRL (AGAIN) (SHARED )
IWUZPUNK1NCE (60 STUDENTS PLEASE) (SHARED )
RUMPEP (SHARED )
TIMNLOL (SHARED )
INKY261 (RENAGED )
RAESPENCER (SHARED )
EDMURITON (SHARED )
PICKINPOP (SHARED )
BIGBENINJAX (SHARED )
RUTTLEGIRL (IM SURE YOU DONT MIND DOING IT MORE THAN TWICE)
I will be challenging one of the above on a SHARE2SEE in the next week..
No hurry, this needs to be thought about..
Mmmmmmmm
Maybe gocatdave covering Jimmy Osman?
Maybe Rumpep telling us who she is?
Maybe mo4form doing a visual video?
Maybe Roadbikemum on a uni-cycle?
Maybe edmuriton singing without hat and shades?
Maybe ruttlegirl covering the Sex Pistols?
Who knows?
Ive got my eye on all of you..
Watch this space..
Some nights when I get lonely and theres an aching in my balls
I pick up the phone and Ill give Thelma a call
Shes always available, cause shes a uni-dextered whore
That means shes only got one leg and no more
Oh Thelma, youre a one legged whore
After sex and Ive paid you, you just hop out the door
Youve got a wooden leg called Dave that you lean against the wall
Thats a relief I dont want splinters in my balls
Now Thelma is a monopeg and that is clear to see
Ive got nothing against her right leg, but then neither does she
But when she lays back on the bed and spreads her leg
I get wonderful penetration, well, nuff said
Oh Thelma, youre a one legged whore
After sex and Ive paid you, you just hop out the door
The local dykes all shun you cause you cant scissor, sister
And I always beat you when we play naked twister
On hot summer day we picnic down by the sea
We even play beach ball, just you and me
Watching your tits bounce up and down makes me feel randy
But all this falling over makes the entrance rather sandy
Oh Thelma, youre a one legged whore
After sex and Ive paid you, you just hop out the door
You dont buy shoes you just steal the one outside the store
And pair of stockings last for ever more
Sometimes when Ive got loads of cash and feeling really horny
Ill pay you the extra bucks and well get really porny
Ill take a jar of peanut butter and Raspberry jelly
And I get my rocks off rubbing it into your belly
Oh Thelma, youre a one legged whore
After sex and Ive paid you, you just hop out the door
My songs arent as good McCartneys hey wow
But weve got the same taste in women any how
Oh Thelma, wrap your leg around my back
Oh Thelma, lets hop into the sack
Of Thelma, my one legged whore
Of Thelma, my one legged whore
Length: 198
Rating: 4.90 (63 ratings)
Tags: one legged whore challenge scissor sisters
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