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Rockwell Retro Encabulator
Latest technology by Rockwell Automation
Length: 120
Rating: 4.80 (53 ratings)
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Hilarious Chrysler Dealership Training Video
Instructs dealership technicians re: understanding and servicing a radical new transmission theory. (Circa ~1990)
Length: 225
Rating: 4.70 (243 ratings)
Tags: Chrysler Mopar Turbo-Encabulator A-604 Transaxle
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Heisenberg Compensator
One of my favorite techno-spoofs was something call the Turboencabulator. In this update, we parody marketing techno-jargon and laugh as the company launches the Sun Heisenberg Compensator.
In the fictional Star Trek universe, the Heisenberg compensators are part of the transporter system.
A Star Trek matter transporter is presumed to operate by reading the precise quantum state of every particle making up the person to be transported, breaking down that person from their component matter into energy, "beaming" that energy to the desired location, and recombining this energy back into their component matter according to the information gleaned when the precise quantum state was read. However, in quantum physics, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle states (in general terms) that one cannot know the quantum state of a subatomic particle to arbitrary precision. Therefore, matter transportation in this way was believed to be impossible, and this was formalized as the no teleportation theorem.
Thus, the creators of Star Trek created a plot device, the so-called Heisenberg compensators. It is unclear how exactly the Heisenberg compensators work. It is, of course, possible that they do not actually tell you the precise statistics of each particle; they could just compensate for not being able to know them.
Length: 131
Rating: 4.30 (15 ratings)
Tags: Sun Microsystems Star Trek comedy parody turboencabulator
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Turbo Encabulator - Rockwell
"It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator
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A great scoutmaster in my troop used this video for communications merit badge long ago.
Length: 191
Rating: 5.00 (22 ratings)
Tags: Rockwell Automotive Engineering Turbo Encabulator Turbo-Encabulator Communication Gibberish
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