"I make a twat of myself" original comedy song.
A song written for all those drunken folks out there who have ever regretted the night before. From the author of "Ugly Slapper (AKA Wizards sleeve)".
Entitled...
"I make a Twat of myself"
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Here are the Lyrics...
I make a Twat of myself (c) Lee H. (VX220NA) 23-01-08
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It's the Middle of winter
I just wear a t-shirt
Jackets are for wimps you know
I look real hard
With my biceps showing
In three feet of drifting snow
Out on the town
The girls are looking
They're looking at the state of me
I was out for seven,
But by half past eleven
I'm totally out of my tree
I never seem to know
When to stop
UNtil it's far too late
I fall out of bars
Go tit over arse
And break the fall with my face
I have another one, for the road
And the room then starts to spin
I'm over the limit
Covered in vomit
Shitfaced once again
CHORUS
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I make a twat of myself on a regular basis
In trouble more times than the boys from Oasis
Bother to be had?....I'm yer man
10 pints of Stella, in the back, Police van
I make a twat of myself on a regular basis
In trouble more times than the boys from Oasis
Bother to be had?....I'm yer man
10 pints of Stella, in the back, Police van
I make a twat,twat,twat,twat, twat of myself
Munching on a Donner kebab
I make a twat,twat,twat,twat, twat of myself
I piss in the wardrobe instead
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With a wobble I struggle
To the taxi rank
While muching on a donner kebab
Most of the meat
Is at my feet
And the rest, I puke up in the cab
Arriving home at 2am
My key wont fit in the door
Well it probably would
If I actually stood
But I'm kneeling in puke on the floor
CHORUS
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I get in the house eventually
And I crawl up the stairs to bed
The toilet I need
But I'm so bloody pee'd
I piss in the wardrobe instead.
When I wake next day
On the bedroom floor
I remember the night before
So off to the pub I venture
I'm shitfaced again once more
CHORUS
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(c) Lee H. (VX220NA) 23-01-08
Cheerio.
Lee.
Length: 191
Rating: 4.70 (87 ratings)
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