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Funny Drunk People. Comedy Song Original by VX220NA
A song written for all those funny drunk people out there who have ever regretted the night before. From the author of "Ugly Slapper)". Make sure you have a look at my other vx220na comedy song releases.. :D
Entitled...
"I make a Twat of myself"
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I hope you have a laugh at it.
Here are the Lyrics...
I make a Twat of myself (c) Lee H. (VX220NA) 23-01-08
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It's the Middle of winter
I just wear a t-shirt
Jackets are for wimps you know
I look real hard
With my biceps showing
In three feet of drifting snow
Out on the town
The girls are looking
They're looking at the state of me
I was out for seven,
But by half past eleven
I'm totally out of my tree
I never seem to know
When to stop
UNtil it's far too late
I fall out of bars
Go tit over arse
And break the fall with my face
I have another one, for the road
And the room then starts to spin
I'm over the limit
Covered in vomit
Shitfaced once again
CHORUS
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I make a twat of myself on a regular basis
In trouble more times than the boys from Oasis
Bother to be had?....I'm yer man
10 pints of Stella, in the back, Police van
I make a twat of myself on a regular basis
In trouble more times than the boys from Oasis
Bother to be had?....I'm yer man
10 pints of Stella, in the back, Police van
I make a twat,twat,twat,twat, twat of myself
Munching on a Donner kebab
I make a twat,twat,twat,twat, twat of myself
I piss in the wardrobe instead
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With a wobble I struggle
To the taxi rank
While muching on a donner kebab
Most of the meat
Is at my feet
And the rest, I puke up in the cab
Arriving home at 2am
My key wont fit in the door
Well it probably would
If I actually stood
But I'm kneeling in puke on the floor
CHORUS
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I get in the house eventually
And I crawl up the stairs to bed
The toilet I need
But I'm so bloody pee'd
I piss in the wardrobe instead.
When I wake next day
On the bedroom floor
I remember the night before
So off to the pub I venture
I'm shitfaced again once more
CHORUS
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(c) Lee H. (VX220NA) 23-01-08
Cheerio.
Lee.
Length: 191
Rating: 4.70 (110 ratings)
Tags: FUNNY DRUNK VX220NA UGLY Girls ugly Slapper original comedy song pissed twatted fat fatty
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Ugly Slapper. Comedy Song Original by VX220NA
Make sure you have a look at my other vx220na comedy song releases added as video responses to this vid.. :D
No harm is meant by this of course, just a joke folks. ;) Go see my other video "I make a TWAT of Myself" ;)
If you find it offensive, Never mind eh! Chill out and have a laugh!
Anyway...
I hope you have a giggle at some/all of it.
Here are the Lyrics..
FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
(c) Lee H (vx220na)
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UGLY SLAPPER
GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
CAN I MEASURE IT
NEED A BIGGER RULER
PUMPING HUMPING
CAN'T SAY NO
TICKLE MY SACK GIRL
I'M GONNA BLOW.
SHOUTING SCREAMING
GONNA TOUCH THE CEILING
HEART IS PUMPING
YOU KNOW THE FEELING
I LAY MY PIPE
LIKE A MASTER PLUMBER
TURN IT AROUND GIRL
I'M GONNA BUM YA.
YOU'VE GOT A FIGURE
LIKE A SUMO WRESTLER
HOOKED ON PIES
AND CAKES AND PASTIES
WHEN THE'RE SOBER
FELLAS NEVER LOOK AT YA
IT'S ONLY WHEN DRINKS FLOW
THINGS TURN NASTY
PISSED UP FELLAS
ARE YOUR EASY PRAY
AND WHEN YOU GET ON TOP OF THEM
THEY'RE GONNA STAY
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY
LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
I SHOOT MY LOAD
AND LEAVE
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
SHUT YOUR LEGS LOVE, I CANT BREATHE
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
YOU'VE GOT A FANNY LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE
I SHOOT MY LOAD, AND LEAVE
SLIMMER OF THE WEEK
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE
FUCK ME FATTY
WHAT YER HAVING FOR YOUR TEA
LOOKS LIKE ASDA'S JUST BEEN BURGLED
WHEN YOU SET YOURS EYES ON IT
YOUR FAT GUT GURGLES
LIKE THE DEMOLITION OF A BLOCK OF FLATS
GONE IN SIXSTEEN STONES
YER FAT TWAT
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(c) Lee H.(VX220NA) 11th September 2007
Thanks for popping by...
;)
Length: 182
Rating: 3.40 (1297 ratings)
Tags: VX220NA UGLY GIRLS SLAPPER ORIGINAL COMEDY SONG FUNNY DRUNK
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Adult Christmas Comedy song Original by VX220NA.
A prelude to my XMAS songs..
Lyrics as follows;
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went out with our lass last night
it was fucking freezing
she broke her heel
got a hole in her tights
before i'd got the beers in
All was fine
then she spilt red wine
down me bastard trousers
blossom hill
put another on the bill
you really do
embarress us
what a state
by half past eight
she had a proper wobble
she can't drink
to save her life
home she had to hobble
looking like some homeless tramps
heel in hand and tights ripped
me with me merlot covered pants
what a pair of pissed up tits.
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(c) VX220NA (Lee H) 22-10-2008
Length: 63
Rating: 5.00 (4 ratings)
Tags: vx220na xmas comedy song christmas ugly slapper good king Wenceslas drunk pissed
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The look of your tits. Slapper Comedy Song Original by VX220NA
Make sure you have a look at my other vx220na comedy song releases.. :D
Lyrics
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(c) Lee H. VX220na 09/2008
I CAUGHT HER EYE
I DIDN'T MEAN TO
ALTHOUGH I'LL GIVE HER
A GOOD SEEING TO
GREASY HAIR, SMELLY PITS
I DON'T MUCH LIKE THE LOOK OF HER TITS.
(BUT, HEY I'M PISSED, A SHAG I CAN'T RESIST)
{rinse and repeat}
Cheers
Lee.
Length: 137
Rating: 4.70 (10 ratings)
Tags: VX220NA UGLY Girls ugly Slapper original comedy song fat fatty beth ditto
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Ugly Slapper Part 2. Comedy Song Original by VX220NA.
The 2nd installment of the Ugly Slapper series. :D. No fat or ugly girls this time. Make sure you have a look at my other vx220na comedy song releases.. :D
Make you sure you watch it in HIGH QUALITY, Rate, Favourite and pass the link onto your friends.
I hope you enjoy it.
Here are the lyrics.
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Ugly Slapper Mk 2. (AKA "Hairy Pie")
Copyright vx220na / Lee h. 2008
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I DROP ME PANTS
JUST LOOK AT THAT
I'LL GIVE IT TO
A SKINNY OR A FAT TWAT
IM NOT FUSSED
WHERE IT GOES
THE FASTER YOU RUB IT
THE BIGGER IT GROWS
SO CUT YER TALKING
AND GRAB ME BAT
ID A PHONED THE SAMARITANS
IF I WANTED A CHAT
FUCK THE FOREPLAY SHITE
AND HAVE THIS
THINK OF ENGLAND
WHILE I TAKE THE PISS
I'VE NEVER BEEN FUSSY
FAR FROM IT
SOME OF THE BIRDS
IVE HAD
INDUCE VOMIT
I HAVE NO STANDARDS
I HAVE NO SHAME
IF THEY'RE 18 TO 80
THEY'RE FAIR GAME
YOU COULD HAVE A GLASS EYE
OR A PENSION BOOK
DROP THE ZIMMER
AND ILL TAKE A LOOK
SO GET YER TEETH OUT
FOR THE LADS
AND SLAP THOSE GUMS
AROUND ME NADS.
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CHORUS
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I SEE A FATTY
I SEE A FATTY
I SEE A FATTY AND I FANCY ME LUCK
I SEE A LOOKER
I SEE A LOOKER
I SEE A LOOKER AND I SHOOT ME MUCK
I SEE A SLAPPER
I SEE A SLAPPER
I SEE A SLAPPER WHO TAKES ME EYE
I WANNA LICK
I WANNA SUCK
I WANNA FEEL
I WANNA FUCK
I WANNA NICE BIG SLICE OF YER HAIRY PIE
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I SAW YER FACE
I LIKE A JOKE
DO YA WANNA DROP EM
AND ILL GIVE IT A POKE
IT LOOKS LIKE A BADLY STUFFED KEBAB
BUT I NEED TO POP IT UP
I HAVE A LOAD YOU CAN HAVE
A 20 STONE HEFFER
OR A SKINNY COW'S GREAT
THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER
BUT IVE BOLTED YOUR GATE
WAS IT ME
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
I VERY MUCH DOUBT IT
IM A FUCKING MAN WHORE
ILL MAKE YA SHAKE
LIKE A SHITTING DOG
WHEN I DROP ME DUDS
AND ME DICK I LOB,
NO NEED FOR BRAINS
OR STARTLING WIT
IF SHE HAS A PULSE
ILL SOON BE IN IT
CAN I MAKE A DEPOSIT
WHERE'S YER HOLE IN THE WALL
DONT WORRY LOVE
I'LL MAKE A QUICK WITHDRAWAL
30 SECONDS LATER
I'LL EMPTY ME SACK
CHEERS FOR YOU TIME LOVE
AND THANKS FOR YOUR CRACK
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SOME OF EM,
WANNA, GET TO KNOW YA
BEFORE YOU EVEN SEE THE BUSH
I WANT AT LEAST ONE TIT,
BEFORE I CHAT TO IT
OR A NOSH ON THE BACK OF THE BUS
LINDA:
ARE YOU ON FACEBOOK
OR INVADING MYSPACE
NO! CHATTER OVER
COME AND SIT ON MY FACE
LINDA:
BUT A WOMEN LIKES FOREPLAY, FLOWERS, CHOCOLATES.
MAYBE HOLDING HANDS.
ERM, YEAH.. WHATEVER LOVE
NOW, CAN I SEE YA FLANGE?
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CHORUS
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BACK ONCE AGAIN
WITH ANOTHER SLAPPER SONG FOR YA
UPSETTING PEOPLE
IT'S A KINDA HOBBY
BACK ONCE AGAIN
YEAH I KNOW THE SONG'S WRONG
BUT IT'S DONE IN JEST
SO STOP YOUR BLOODY WINGING
BACK ONCE AGAIN
WITH MY NORTHERN ACCENT
MY SORT OF LAUGUAGE
MY SENCE OF HUMOUR
BACK ONCE AGAIN
AND YES, IM ONLY JOKING
YOU TAKE ME SERIOUS?
OH, I FUCKING GIVE IN
Length: 246
Rating: 4.20 (48 ratings)
Tags: VX220NA UGLY GIRLS SLAPPER ORIGINAL COMEDY SONG FUNNY DRUNK
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Accutron VX200 Diver watch
Length: 142
Rating: 0.00 (0 ratings)
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VX 200 - 3 dio
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Length: 66
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