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2 crazy wack ass dreams
Omg so i had the most crazy dreams last night. The first dream is like this.
I was on a schoolbus. In my consciousness I know i'm not IN school, even though I'm on a schoolbus, and there are lots of other people on there too. Older, college level, like me. Not in high school. Anyways, The crazy busdriver keeps swirving around these giant massive MACK Trucks carrying dirt and shit, and successfully dodges them... but what we didn't know is that there was another Mack Truck behind the first one. The Mack Truck we avoided got hit from behind and started swinging towards the bus and blocking the road, so the driver steered off the road into the deck of a home. The deck was totally destroid, and the house suddenly lost its balance once it detatched from the deck. A girl walked out of the front door in a nightgown (by now it was night) and she was doing hand gestures for sign language. I couldn't understant what she was saying, but I knew her mom wasn't in the house and I had to find her. Me and some other dude are standing outside of this isolated Garage, which is right next to the house. The garage door suddenly starts to open and Were like wtf? Once the door opens, Merideth walks out. I havn't talked to her since 10th GRADE!!! I have NO idea what she's doing in my dream, but she walks out of the garage, and she dissappears. There's a car in the garage, and my friend, Erin, is on the floor. She is tied down on one of the tires by rope, or some kind of wire, and she has rope tied around her head blocking her mouth, she was crying and screaming for help. Once me and the other guy got her loose, i realized that the deaf child is Erin's Daughter. But erin doesn't have any kids yet.. Anwyays, THE END for Dream #1
Dream #2
I see a Map that says East New Jersy. The map like SUPER zooms in, and I end up in a rainforest watching this man make a Survivor audition tape. He is walking up a waterfal! He's like 400 feet up, but he slips, and falls and I can hear him screaming. But it's okay, the water on the bottom caught him and he just walked out, and I was on the bottom with him. There were like ancient villagers there and the survivor guy like randomly disappeared. Anyway, the villagers were having some sort of event going on and it was my guess they were doing human and animal sacrifices. I remember a bunch of sacrifices happening, but I cant remember any specifics, such as gender and the reactions and stuff like that. But i do remember ONE. This little girl with dark curly hair and light skin, must have been 3 years old got killed right in front of me! This huge creature with a big head and strange bone structure and no eyes bowed down to her, and she was all giggly and stuff. Then he gets a knife and stabs her, twists the knife, and pulls it out. She didn't die!!! She suffered the pain of watching herself bleed, i was like omg OMG. The little girl was crying and ran to her mom, who was a few steps away. The mom was crying too, because I bet she wished her daughter died right at once, but instead her daughter lived through the stab feeling pain and confusion and betrayel by the creature that bowed down to her. I guess she died, then the next scene was me watching discovery channel. They were talking about sacrifices and i was like ok so im in my living room now? Well anyways, it showed a kitten being sacrificed. A knife was held vertically between its two eyes, and along the nose. The knife was pushed inward, so its head got sliced in half and its eyeballs popped out. Yummy. Then i woke up, found a pencil, and wrote all this down because i was like wtf i need to remember this dream.
Length: 532
Rating: 3.50 (29 ratings)
Tags: disaster pedophile aztec ancient sacrifice cock paris britney wet dream huge boobs latina racists interracial porn bloop
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Wack The Recession
http://www.chadvannorman.com/blog/fight-the-war-on-recession/
Chad And Uncle Sal Want YOU!
"Uncle" Sal's Vows to "Whack the Recession"
With the Recession deepening weekly and tensions high. Authorities are seeking long time "made man" who calls himself "Uncle" Sal who seems to be creating a massive new crew with the likes of "Gas Can Harris" and "Popcorn Chad" around the country. Rumors have surfaced that there's a BIG JOB underway that's going to cause some serious ripples in Washington and all over the country.
In efforts to calm the nerves of citizens, The White House has issued a statement that tells the American people to go on over to WalMart and buy themselves a nice new toaster oven. Wallet-sized photos of Uncle Sal, Gas Can Harris, Popcorn Chad and the rest of the Recession Renegades are being distributed in neighborhoods across the country.
Meanwhile banks continue to close and Wall Street remains as jittery as a crack fiend looking for its next fix. Analysts are concerned that if the FBI and Department of Homeland Security don't do something to stop the efforts of the so-called
"Recession Renegades", that pandemonium could result. Officials within those departments, when reached for comment pointed to a larger investigation already underway that only the President himself can speak of.
The efforts appear to be related to a much larger initiative that FBI officials are calling dubbing operation "Whack The Recession". National media attention has more than doubled in the past week and Sal's so called "Recession Renegades" are growing in number by the day. "Uncle Sal" is unavailable for questioning. And neighbors of "Gas Can Harris" say that Gas Can was always so helpful before --- mowing neighbors lawns --- trimming bushes --- and helping the elderly cross the street. While friends and family members of "Popcorn Chad" weren't at all surprised.
The media points to a general unrest in the country fueled by the relentless rise of energy and food prices, steep declines in home prices and record consumer feelings of disappointment with everything around them. Concern grows that this could become an all out national movement for change, and we all know that presidential hopeful, Barack Obama, has the market cornered on "Grassroots Movements" and "Change".
So, if "Uncle Sal", "Gas Can Harris", and "Popcorn Chad", aren't careful - they're gonna start something that nobody can finish.
Go NOW and out more, and Wack The Recession HERE!
http://www.chadvannorman.com/blog/fight-the-war-on-recession/
Length: 356
Rating: 0.00 (0 ratings)
Tags: Chad Van Norman Harris Fellman Shawn Casey Tellman Knutson Wack The Recession recession rescue system
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Wack Wack - The Young Holt Trio
Chicago's soul R&B instrumental group lead by Issac Redd Holt playing Wack Wack form late 1966
Length: 191
Rating: 4.80 (6 ratings)
Tags: r&b soul jazz young holt trio wack
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clip of Whitney Houston on Diane Sawyer
my fav clips of whitney talking with Diane Sawyer
Length: 29
Rating: 4.80 (177 ratings)
Tags: whitney houston crack wack crazy
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ICE T "Good VS Wack Hip Hop" INTERVIEW on Soulja Boy BEEF !!
PTBTV EXCLUSIVE! Ice T speaking on so-called beef with Soulja Boy. On June 17, 2008, Ice T appeared on DJ Cisco's Urban Legend mixtape, speaking against Soulja Boy and Hurricane Chris in correlation of Hip-Hop's criticized status:
"Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This nigga single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit is such garbage man. We came all the way from Rakim, we came all the way from Das EFX, we came all the way from motherfuckers flowing like Big Daddy Kane and Ice Cube, and you come with that Superman shit? That shit is garbage. Hurricane (Chris) take them fucking beads out of your hair nigga! Man up. You niggas is making me feel real fucking mad about this shit."
On June 22, 2008, entertainment mogul, Tyrone Wilson gave his opinion of the Ice T-Soulja Boy feud by saying, "This feud needs to stop. Ice T is an icon and the 8th greatest rapper of all-time. Soulja Boy is a promising newcomer and one hell of a rap artist. It's obvious that Ice is the better rapper, but I'm gonna try to negotiate a truce and put an end to this bullshit. Get these niggaz to make a song together or somethin'."
Tracy Lauren Marrow (born February 14, 1959 in Newark, New Jersey) better known by his stage name, Ice T, is a rapper, actor, and author. He is credited with helping create gangster rap in the late 1980s. Since 2000, he has played the role of Detective Fin Tutuola on the police mystery program, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
DeAndre Ramone Way (born July 28, 1990), better known by his stage name Soulja Boy Tell 'em, or simply Soulja Boy, is an American rapper. In September 2007, his single "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100. The single was initially self-published on the Internet, and it became a number-one hit in the United States for seven non-consecutive weeks starting in September 2007.
Soulja Boy's reply: "This nigga Ice-T is old as fuck. This nigga old enough to be my grandfather. He's the forefather of my nuts. I Wikipedia'd this nigga, he was born in 1958. This nigga says he's from the west coast, nigga, you was born in New Jersey! Mr. Tracy Lauren Morrow, you was born three centuries ago, my nigga."
"Quit nigga, why you still rappin' for dog? Nobody wanna hear that shit no more. The reality of it is that the game has changed, there's new nigga's out, there's young nigga's eatin', and nobody wanna hear that old shit no more. There are people who still want to hear it but they just ain't dead yet. They old as fuck like you."
"You was wrong for that. Think about it in my shoes. This time last year I was poor as fuck. I was in the hood, I was in the ghetto. If what you living is true, you would understand where I'm coming from...I'm 17 years old, I worked hard for this shit. Even if I got all this off one song, you should be congratulating me. Real talk, you should be telling me congratulations young brother, get your money. That's what you should be saying, instead of 'eat a dick.'"
Length: 279
Rating: 4.50 (411 ratings)
Tags: icet ice soulja boy soldier killed hip hop dead crank that garbage rakim das efx hurricane chris superman supermen beef
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Del tha Funkee Homosapien - Wack M.C.'s
Del tha Funkee Homosapien - Wack M.C.'s
Del:
you wack m.c.'s
this is a dedication to you wack m.c.'s
this is a dedication to you wack m.c.'s
and you're history
you wack m.c.'s
this is a dedication to you wack m.c.'s
this is a dedication to you wack m.c.'s
and you're history
What a jerk!
You need to find rhymes that'll work
you need to desert the rhymin' field
you're a nerd your rhymin yields and stops
my rhymin' shield
deflects your booty rhymes
they expect so do decline
any challenge
forfeit because your shit's
apparable terrible
sounds like you're sharing flows with Treach
let's come to grips youse a drip
arrogant son of a bitch none of us is rich
this is my stitch in time
enriching minds and twisting backs
with your simplistic raps
I let a little bit of my lyrics leak and lather
and my mouth like a mad dog
and seek and gather your neck and bite
I'm just dissecting mics
and correcting tykes so don't be sassy
you won't be lasting
chastising that's why things swing in my favor
watch your behavior
(chorus)
I cannot stand a wack m.c.
so step back if you please
and don't test me you're history
I cannot stand a wack m.c.
so step back if you please
and don't test me you're history
you're jealous overzealous, Del is spectacular
in fact you are wack
and far beyond dope be gone nope
you gets no respect I pose a threat
cuz you're wack and weak
in fact you tried to freak
groovy, it was used before
you need to choose a more appealing sample
I seal and stamp fools like mail
you're quite stale
you might fail and I know you're paranoid
beware of void funky homosapien
monkeys I will make of men
take 'em into custody your style is rusty
plus we hate r&b cuz that shit is sorry
that shits for saps
just admit your raps
don't cut the mustard
don't get flustered
cuz ya skill is null and void
and your skull is void empty
senseless defenseless I rinse this
plague away with typhoons
and you'll die soon
why swoon when you hear a ballad
is what I tell a broad
cuz hell the fraud he ain't have heart
I used to look up now I wanna cook up
your brain like base and
maintain ya space cuz I don't care
(chorus)
I cannot stand a wack m.c.
so step back if you please
and don't test me you're history
I cannot stand a wack m.c.
so step back if you please
and don't test me you're history
Length: 218
Rating: 5.00 (2 ratings)
Tags: Del tha Funkee Homosapien Wack M.C.'s hip-hop
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