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I'm a wigga-By Weird Al Yankovich
I'm a wigga-By: Weird Al Yankovich starring the King of the wiggas Aj!
Length: 222
Rating: 3.80 (316 ratings)
Tags: wigga weird al aj
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Weird Al Yankovic - I'm a Wigga (Lyrics Included)
I wear fake gold to make up for my little c***
got my rag on backwards so I look just like 2pac
with my cap tilted cause im trying to hide the fact that im from maine
but I represent the south side
got a BB gun that looks just like a Mac 10
if I shot your biatch it might not even break the skin
I wear my jeans so low you can see my booty c****
got chrome painted rims on my 86'pontiac with fuzzy dice
in a rigged up black/white
my curfew's at 10 but I stay out till midnight
sitting' in my ride puffin bennys from my one hitter
can't smoke at home cause ill get caught by my baby sitter
I wanna be black but with my mustache I look Mexican
I learned how to spit rhymes from reading green eggs and ham
I talk plenty s*** so that must make me hard
I did a 2 day stretch for stealing at Wall-Mart
im a wigga so go figure im just a white boy that wants to be a n***a
don't forget the dew rag take me to the tanning booth
got a little bling bling next week im getting a gold tooth
calling up some honeys they only give me p**** cause I say I got the money
none of my h*** are over 13 'cause to 2 of these little tricks my d*** looks humongous
I live my mamma's basement and im almost 23
other than that there's nothing going for me
never had a hard day in my life you see except when I took my mother f****** G.E.D
I aint a gangster bitch im just a prankster bitch and if you step to me I run just like a bitch
I run just far enough to where you cant catch me
peel out in my ride and call you p****
but living in the suburbs im the toughest on my block
and every little h** is riding all up on my jock
not packing too much m*** so I stuff it with a sock
remember the first line yeah I said I had a little c***
im a wigga so go figure im just a white boy that wants to be a n***a
my closets full of Fubu sipping on the 40's
my name is really Carl but you can call me shorty
when you see me strutting down the street walking with a limp
its not because im hard its cause I got my ass kicked by a bunch of real G's
they beat my ass and shanked me with a knife
for trying to be down and claimin' ghetto life
it'll all catch up to you in the end some day
you'll be alone and ill be with all my friends and we'll kick your ass
yeah we'll beat you down, mother f*****
don't make me act a clown, I ain't in a gang
but I can talk the slang I know the Ebonics hand book like it aint no thang
so I must be real yo I listen to mc hammer
and im down with my new dough so, that pretty much how the story goes
im the suburban gangster that f**** ** year olds
just a skinny honkey that tries to act tough
but i'm the first to back down if you call my bluff
im a wigga so go figure im just a white boy that wants to be a n***a
smokin' t***** stank ****
wear a pick in my hair
stomping in my air force 1's but cant afford 2 pair
Length: 203
Rating: 3.80 (42 ratings)
Tags: Weird Al Yankovic I'm Wigga (Lyrics Included)
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I'm a Wigga Live by Original Writer - Read Description
There's been a lot of confusion about who wrote this song. A lot of people think Weird Al did, and I really don't understand how or why they would think he'd write something even half as vulgar as this is.
So I'm here to clear this up. I uploaded a video of one of the only two shows I've ever done that luckily for my sake has been videotaped. I'm working on getting the next one. It was my first show back in '03 so it was pretty lame and I was pretty timid. And my entourage were extra cheesy. But nonetheless, this is it, and it is what it is.
There's about a minute of me bullshitting before the music starts, but you can hear me talk some.
Anyway, if this isn't proof enough, I have even more proof on my myspace
www.myspace.com/bloodyfetus
There you'll find an article(blog) titled "Carl The Wigga - I'm a Wigga" that pretty much just directs you to the songs I've loaded on myspace and what to listen for. I posted 2 slightly different versions of the song and a few cover tunes that uses the voice of one of my character Carl the Wigga. There's also a correct set of lyrics, because of all the lyrics posted around the internet I've yet to see one that was fully right. I'm not posting this for your entertainment persay, but as one of the few things
I have to help prove that I wrote this, so don't expect anything really special.
So here you have it, it's not Weird Al, but just some chubby white guy.
Again, check my myspace for even more proof.
Length: 388
Rating: 4.10 (36 ratings)
Tags: I'm im wigga whigga wigger whigger bloody fetus carl the
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Im a wigga (music video)
Im a wigga
Length: 213
Rating: 4.00 (114 ratings)
Tags: Weird al im wigga
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wigga and ted
wigga song
Length: 218
Rating: 4.20 (41 ratings)
Tags: wigga and ted
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